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  As the herd of gingers reached the Aztec ruins in the jungle, the feather serpent god appeared and danced a jig to celebrate my offering. I was elated as he took their hair and

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  2010-12-26 23:33:12

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  things were looking up. The reflected world was silent, but she could talk and sing; the people were flat, and she had dimension. She was a goddess, and

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  2010-12-26 23:14:53

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  Christmas spirit. He emptied his beer on her denuded rosebush and set it aflame. "Here Mom, it's a Hanukkah bush," he sneered. Next he set his sights on the

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  2010-12-26 23:04:26

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  thus propagating "monster-under-the-bed" hallucinations that lead to psychotherapy by age 30. If their delicate memories are somehow left intact, the children

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  2010-12-26 22:59:50

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  He bottled the silence - most valuable for its suddenness - and sold it for a fortune on craigslist. He finally had enough money for that secluded bungalow on Risa.

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  2010-12-26 12:29:29

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  the notion of Christmas confections having their way with me - not this year! Last year Santa left me some peppermint bark that actually... barked, and since then

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  2010-12-16 04:35:12

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  vogue dance champion wasn't a fluke, and he damn well knew it. Had he not started driving nails into his arms,

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  2010-12-16 04:29:54

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  The orange jumpsuit and grease-slicked hair made my brother look for all the world like the worthless punk he was. His nonchalance pissed off the judge enough that

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  2010-12-16 04:19:57

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  turning purple!" A quick detour to the emergency room and a blood test later, he was diagnosed with

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  2010-12-16 00:42:24

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  days of leisure were actually causing his brain to atrophy. He'd tried to dismiss the way he slurred his words and occasionally missed a step, but his eyes never lied. He wondered

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  2010-12-16 00:34:19

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  unbuttoned his shirt, exposing the hidden tattoos covering his chest - including a caricature of the fat waitress. As he professed his love for her,

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  2010-12-16 00:27:03

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  licensed proctologists sanctified with the blood of a chicken. I couldn't find one in the Yellow Pages, so I searched Google and

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  2010-12-09 06:15:39

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  best week of my life, but when Yanni calls, you answer. I packed my duffel bag and started walking. I got as far as Hoboken before

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  2010-12-09 05:58:42

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  and his phone jingled, sending him sprawling into the curio cabinet. Her grandmother's favorite Elvis plate

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  2010-12-09 05:55:25

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  those damn "It's a Small World" puppets. Lacking the necessary parts for a flamethrower, I trudged into town on my Vespa

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  2010-12-09 05:51:04

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  Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

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  2010-12-09 05:42:08

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  after I flushed the toilet. That would stop the calls for a day or so, but she'd always

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  2010-12-09 05:36:28

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  jackassery; luckily, we have not yet stumbled upon a method with which to stifle the freedom of individuals to

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  2010-12-09 05:34:14