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rapidly and soon she was out of air. she holded her breath and tried to break the glass. then she thought differently and just flipped the door open and swam out. But she was too
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through the air which smelled like fresh croissants, which was fortunate as she landed in a sea of chocolate. Little croissant boats floated around, including donut life vests.
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y monkey the whole time.back then I could normally sleep.Now he just goes about the whole night. HOOEHAHA. And then the bananas, GOD all those bananas!The horror, the pain! no more
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squish it back to its original form. It held for a while, but then, as giving up, would slowly melt along my arm, down my legs onto the ground again. It seemed to fancy the ground.
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holding up a big sombrero and a ski outfit - that would do just fine. With here new disguise should blended in perfectly with the others who were going to the movies. She loves
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that you should talk without any punctuation just to make things clearer ok Dave ok said the intruder to Dave's old friend then tell me intruder said why did you come here dave
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And I am sure the man who was standing behind the window put this nasty taste on it . What is that man doing there anyway? Since you were cooking that thing, he's been hiding there
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on the toilet when I thought of this story, which makes it even more bizarre. You still readin'? Well, can't say I didn't warn ya. Listen,
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Spot jumped up, miraculously she stayed in the air, though upside down, and she horizontally moved herself towards the man who was nothing more than a black spot far away.
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to know what she thinks when looking at me. What she's thinking when we are making love and when we are having bacon and eggs.
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pictures from the past were not more than rainy film-noir scenes. the eardeafening silence started smothering me. This dreadful moment changes all. If only I could come with you.
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how can we make a living in this world?he weeped. the kids need food,but when I say that I'm human at jobinterviews,they tell me they prefer a canned man.more sustainable they say
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at him. But he pirouetted around it and the scalpel barely missed. In a split second he drawn his gun and pointed it to the surgeon. "Step away from the table McDreamy". He made it
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day -1: Jack had died,right there in her arms. But he was still with her. Day -2: "sweety, it's terminal, but whatever happens, I'll be with you. get your eyes fixed and use ur hip
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The reason why the tech would put all Jim's memories on his ipod, only god knows. "where are we?" Jim said. "who are you?" The techie's eyes widened. Something had gone wrong! Why
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a dreadful day. But truly, believing in oneself helps to brighten-up your day. Plus, the dancing helps too. That the room is a secret testing lab of the FBI - that's just details.
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Excerpt patient 101: I saw light around me. And my dad dancing with his suit. Mom is lying in bed with a man called J. Daniels. I laugh, I fly away. Can you fly doctor? I can.
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This is a distress call from spaceflight Yi-R-San. We've been hit by something. We need help, we're stuck ! Is anyone there? May-Day! If you're out there: we were hit by a giant
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Hi, my name is Dirk and I am looking for someone special. I like cherries. I like pineapples, though we call them ananas. And if you read this, I'd probably like to meet you. [end]