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Of course, since this was the Tabloids, they'd probably add some scandal or another. But, for now, right here in this moment, he was happy. That was all that mattered. -
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t the extreme close-up video of his nose. He's briefly contemplating pointing out a UFO-shaped mole just to save face, when the attendant realizes they're at a ghast station and
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... The toast side. I mean, seriously, who butters bread? Except for those awesome little nuclear creatures in that Dr. Seuss book he read that one time, but that was different!
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Chocolate was happy for the explanation about the colour chartreuse, since he didn't actually know quite what this potion would do yet. Shaggy and Scooby were in for a world of
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"N-not... really..." I mumbled, staring with disgust at my inflammable former friend. "So... What else can you do? I mean, I'm not really a big fan of setting people on fire..."
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absolutely everything, and, as a little known bonus feature, this technique allowed you to use a pair of pants to warp and shift the world around you. Don't try this at home, kids!
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It was strange, slightly arousing, and deeply disturbing. They encircled her in her dream, invisible but clearly there, somewhere, radiating astral perversions into the atmosphere.
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S-sorry... I know it's silly, but at times like this, you need to remember the good times you've had with her, right? As they lowered her casket into the cold earth, Grandmother
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sort of like dark matter in that way. It seems a little... unromantic, though, to compare love to dark matter. That's the main reason I stopped dating Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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The Housewives were a whole other matter. They loved homes too... but they didn't love to eat them. Housewives, instead, wanted to LIVE in them. Can you imagine? Obviously,
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taste of a Seven-Up beverage, but I settled for seltzer water with slices of lime and cucumber. "The mice are telling me to kill again." I said, reclining on the old couch.
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Koopa Troopa encampments, which is how the Allies figured out that Hitler had finally teamed up with Bowser. "Of-a course..." Mario growled, slowly removing his sunglasses...
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ht, tossing the easily rope-ified material aside and resolving to use her own hair instead. "I'll get out of this cave one way or another!" She shouted up at the entrance, scaring
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to a pole, then a lamppost, then finally the doorframe. "Are you blind, sonny!" She said, after the third hard object smacked into her. "Yes, mom, I am!" I shouted, tears filling
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Appalled by the complete lack of style, I dusted off my newly-acquired leather jacket and said "Smell ya later, dweebs!" pointing finger-guns in the general direction of the stage.
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lap the everloving snot out of her, just to make sure she remembered to bring me some of the stolen cupcakes. Each new trick she pulled, however, was just a little more devious...
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Being pulled through the void to Southeast China wasn't QUITE as terrible as you'd expect. Nguyen barely even noticed, having a light buzz from the beer he'd been bringing back.
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giant stuffed teddy bear so that the pain was more tolerable. "Oh, hell. It looks like somebody's ripped your heart out through your chest!" She said, cleaning his wound and using
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Suddenly, a new champion appeared literally out of the woodwork, dressed finely and smoking an expensive cigar. When asked for his name, he merely said "I am Snoot."
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Bone Cannon (Don't ask) into the fray. He wasn't really one for modesty at the best of times, but right now he was just letting everything loose, crushing the souls of every