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roofies to slip into the cocktails of unsuspecting transvestite hookers. -
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I explained that the internet is really only good for two things: pornography and celebrity gossip. -
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do you think I'm too old to be a groupie whore? Her daughter assured her she was not as she was the spawn of such activities. -
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concern was would the Ranger regret this moment tomorrow? Yogi leaned in for the kiss. The Ranger had never kissed a bear before. He was nervous. Yogi's lips were soft and his -
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hands. He put on his wig, fixed his make-up. He was ready as ever. He'd hit the stage in his high heels coated in the glamour. Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" never looked so great -
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Into a dung beatle and if they didn't work out he could try again as an aardvark. Aardvarks are the silliest of the anteaters after all.