Finished Folds (341—360)
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2pachyderms had thin skins. None of them were dumbo. None were going to fly her away into millionaire status. They were just stupid elephants. She ignored their hurt feelings until
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4I lunged forward, scratching the air for anything that would save my face from concrete burn. Her dress was in reach and resisted for half second before scraping over her hips and
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3travesty. In the beginning of the last century, artisans from ten countries would come together and chisel stones, designed especially for that spot. Gargoyles scowled toothy
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3seconds ago. The t-Rex wheeled around, talons carving grooves into the soft metal of the floor. It was sick and I knew it, digging my way from its pool of sneeze. I pulled a tissue
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1and you are beneath me!" Spidey picked him up and whirled him around, appropriately turning the rivulets of blood on the Kingpin's chest until a crimson web. The ruby on Kingpin's
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3Double Latte Later. There are short, medium and long spoons at the Vomitorium, or plastic fingers. After dinner, kids could play at the Regurgitron and taste their desserts twice
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2Did someone hear it? Did someone hear his wife screaming beneath it? Did someone laugh a little bit? He couldn't tell. His pulse was throbbing in his ears, but there was no sweat
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3the banks of the river. He knew Jim and he knew Jim was free with Huck. His eyes darted to his mistress and back to Jim. The paddle felt heavy in his hand. Her head looked soft.
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1turned. Point of fact: Leeches are bad pets for the following reasons: One: They don't listen. Two: They don't come when you all. Three: They have an unwavering thirst for blood
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0She waited patiently, day after day, growing first dehydrated, then desiccated, then to dust, hatred building even after death. Her zookeeper was long dead, but gorilla revenge
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0was way underrated. It turned out, the Polish woman laced the Reuben sandwiches with angel dust. It was the sort of thing she did to Mormons who arrived on her steps. Hasselhoff
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4corner, looking desperately for its drum majorette. She'd gotten too far out and the disappeared into the crowd. She might've come with a Puerto Rican marching band, but she wasn't
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4He stuck his original in her machine and groped around for the buttons to get it started in the dark. The faceplate was old a murky and hard to get a read on. Their reproduction
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1tiger with a saddle on it, and his friend Man-At-Arms leapt into action as well. "Skeletor!" he shouted, before turning his head, then his body, then started running, sword-first
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1reconstructed the events in my head. From the looks of it, her straining Wonder Woman costume had protected her, from his grasp, so she slipped and landed thigh first on his head.
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1thought, climbing the top rope of the squared circle atop Buckingham Palace. Queens didn't play by the rules, so she tucked a stiletto in the turn buckle, whipped her legs around
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1fame, and fame could lead to celebrity encounters and those could lead to ever more shocking tactics! It was a delicious cycle. She put on her chocolate bra and twizzler thong and
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1"That's it", the technician sighed. "Your memories've been backed up to our six data centers."Jim smiled, but there were no data centers except the tech's ancient iPod video drive.
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1James sat next to Jose and wept pathetically. They both hand three children and were out of work. Jose looked up and waved off a cup of tea. The robots were even doing that job.
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2The books fell from the shelf and onto her head, but they were paperbacks. This was the second quake in five minutes. The first had caused her parents to fall from the balcony.