Finished Folds (941—960)
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1bunker. It was impossible to see from the road, but a geology study with those seismographic imagery devices would find the empty room. Well not empty. They were still there
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1every time she asked him about it, he added a day. Something about her concern made him hate her a little more. It was as if her worries diminished his manhood. Like he wasn't
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1"How many skulls are there?" she asked. "Why? You lining them up for a dance?" I said, smirking. "There are four hundred tibiae in that box. Any more than two-fifty and
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6I'd tried. My finger went as many places I could find an odor. This made my dog and room mates uncomfortable, but I'm ocd like that, and I'm the bottom guy on the lease, if not
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2Some of them are self-cleaning and leave only a little white ash at the bottom. That can be removed by a dirt devil, but I like to use those batteries for other things.
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2screams, in the throes of tormented ecstasy. She rolled up her sleeves at the drop of a dime, but getting her to clean something required rather seedy promises and a visit to
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3"Crispy and delicious long pig!" the signs read. You couldn't get it everywhere I was told. Only a few small spots in back alleys served it, but then human flesh was was an
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3Dollar bills floated through the air in the small wind tunnel of the shoe store. They did this kind of thing to attract business on slow days. She'd forgotten the toxins embedded
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0Credible witnesses were hard to come by. Seeing a woman dressed like a male stuffed animal with all of the naturally occurring anatomy had become almost normal with the net, but a
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3Felonious distractions moved by me in the club. It was legal for aliens to mate with humans until the first generation of mutants arrived, but now, that sort of thing costs money.
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3we both committed suicide rather than relive the worst movie of all time. Our story would have ended here, if not for the zombie apocalypse that had been set off on the next block.
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3The headstone was old and craggy. Hundreds of years had chiseled its elegant flourishes away and left only my name and the words "Mad. Died screaming". Time travel, I'll miss you
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3As a manager, one of my most essential tasks is to identify strengths and weakness, and delegate tasks to each of you. After much consideration, I now choose YOU for the dying.
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2My skin began to crawl at the same time as my teeth started chattering. The thermostat was counting down like time's square and the shadow on the wall was not mine.
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2The sound of resonating crystal began at 3:33 am. The glass next to my bed, half full of wine vibrated and rang. I noticed, along it's edge a trail of fleeting condensation, as if
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4I pulled the plug, but the light bulb didn't blink. The entire house was lit up and buzzing. I flailed down the hall to the breaker and pulled them all, without effect. The doors
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2Grandmother turned her head just a little too far to still be alive, and to still be human. The sound of bones grinding and popping as she did, also didn't help her convince me
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3How does a band with two albums release a greatest hits album and how could this album contain the worst, never great, never hit remixes on this album. Milli Vanilli managed this
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4The grenade settled into place only feet away from him. That it had landed in the mud granted a rare opportunity for it to be returned to its owner. I crouched, calculating the
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4Can a carnivorous plant meet, fall in love with and marry a human woman with a an allergy to poison ivy and bees? How would they cross pollinate? Did she even know what a stamen