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John had always wondered why God had named a universe Wanda, but God had never been forthcoming on the issue. His sense of humor was impeccable, however. He'd once tried to play -
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around and ran smack dab into a man wearing shades and a bunch of gold chains. "I'm the real Slim Shady," the man said. "No you're not," Hefty Bag Man replied. "I am."
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In the end, the only hint that anything out of the ordinary had ever happened were the multitudes of graves. No one ever put flowers on them, because they had a tendency to mutate.
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to defeat Covid 19. Everyone was in the same boat now, and it was sinking fast. Scientists from many countries researched a vaccine, while doctors and nurses worked heroically.
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Personally, I figured this is the way you spread jock itch, but whatever. She made more money than I did anyway, so she must've known what she was talking about.
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Without access to higher dimensions, we were hopelessly lost. George just shrugged and went off to find the nearest bar, figuring that even higher dimensional beings would have
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He reflected that it would've been better to be Colonel Sanders right about now. At least it was impossible to ever run out of chickens.
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And this is why no one ever plays "Spin the Bottle" with God.