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chance it, and he went on to state in an interview that the hamster drug trip inspired Pink Elephants on Parade. After that, Walt Disney was rolling in profit, and so -
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Josef threw baumkuchen at the chief editor. "All you do is laze about! It's time for you limp lettuce publishers to get ripped... with the help of GERMAN DELICACIES!!"
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most economically resourceful way to dispose of a universe, but he just decided to use a giant space cannon to explode the world. Absolutely typical...
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an unfortunate scientist who had been passing by. Papet hurriedly checked the man's pulse, worried that he might have crushed this man with his rotund features, but then
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and the rather obvious corpses stuffed unceremoniously into trashcans. The Cafe was promptly closed and Prof Loomis was sent to a different bin - the loony one.
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I cut the mass of arms with a swiss army knife, causing JMan to screech in pain. I continued cutting his mouth-arms off for several tedious hours, praying that he would soon tire
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would shine with wisdom untold as you stared up at me, eyes wet with dewdrop tears and the promise of mutual comfort. I would tell you not to blame yourself, none of this was
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heaven.' Like, literally, these mushrooms will kill you, they're mad toxic. For whatever reason, though, people kept buying them. These people had no self preservation instinct nor
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disappear as it digested itself through his stomach. He could only gasp in horror before his mouth too was sucked into the neverending cavern of flesh and agony. Nothing remained