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fluff and knee deep in liquid adorableness. Pulling out his handheld bulldozer he proceeded to delve deeper into the darkness, Care Bears scrambling to escape from his -
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cockroach with 3 heads and 7 legs and reflecting on last night's occurrences, when the lights cut out. As a munched my way through the final head, I decided to pursue my dream of
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"A shoe! It is a sign from the messiah!" he exclaimed loudly, pointing at the dainty object just fallen from the sky. "What does it mean?" cried the mob, when all of a sudden
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But what if the root of this Perilous Pancake Prohibition was not, as he had claimed, killer wasps, but the werebears themselves. I realised I had to act quickly if I wanted to
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had become dislodged from the genitalia-less statue. As the redheaded Scotsmen swarmed in around me I stood my ground, lashing out with
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"HULLLLLABOLOOOZZAAH!!" Holding the finger firmly, the blue man began his transformation to green, whilst the wrestler could only stand in shock. His quivering
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"Nah mate," he cried in anguish, "me flippin' leg's come off!" "Fancy that, eh." Said the rabbit in a stoned sort of way. "Got any Milo?" he added, as he turned to
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I'm actually a Martian masquerading as a morose Mexican maniac, moved by minute missions of mercy and minuscule mermaids murmuring millions of miles away. Maybe you should
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people screaming as the blade in his hand rend them in two. A 13.5 wheeled truck hit him in the side, leaving him breathless yet he was still driven on by
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As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off
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before being tased by the shadow next door. Ominously a deep voice rumbling, chanting the words "Toto, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore." I covered my ears with
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deep hidden love for you own species of caterpillar, confirming your own inhumanity and asserting your passive destructive attitude on another." "Noooo" I wailed, as
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satchel full of humongous statues of kookaburras in awkward positions. Chanting mysteriously I glanced towards the whale that had brought me here, a wink confirming
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Losing control for a split second, the flying fish hit a badly positioned wrecking ball, showering the gathered crowd with charcoaled mackerel. The erotic explosion of gore
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bought a pet wolfhound called Graham, 12 pounds of Ukrainian steel and a large zucchini. His mystic knowledge of the Dark Arts assisting his bargaining. Taking a deep breath he
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they're own ingenuity might cause something bizarre, yet wondrous to happen. He pondered them outcomes of his decision heavily when a knocking stole his attention.