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"That's all that's left," the Huntress sighed, smearing the blood on her blade on the Beowolf's fur. She turned to her team, saying, "We should head back before it gets too dark." -
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"...What am I doing here again?" I asked myself as I stared at the birdshot was ready to be picked clean off his jiggly nipples. "I did not sign up for this."
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"Your Highness, please wait!" Joe called out. "There are Cutters and Scissors surrounding the Palace. You'll get yourself killed!" The cardboard princess shook her head and ran to
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Floating toilets to bring humans safely to outer space were invented in the year 2014.
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So I decided to invent a device that blasts all the martian-replicated donuts with the press of a red button. It was hard to track them all down, but the time has come to test it!
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and all Tintin's dog ever wanted was a good rest. The time was running out, but so was Snowy's patience and his master's energy! The dripping keg he lay down under gave no comfort
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chicken, or pig, or... something! They must never know!" Uncle Wilbur was the unknown main course for this meal and my partner is giving that mystery away.
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Life's too short to give a shit! Life's too short to hear out anyone's complaints about what I'm wearing! So I strip in public and yell, "NUUUDISTOOOO,,, BEEEEAACH!!!"
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row on their banana split boat down the Stream of Consciousness merrily because life was the director's dream. "Damn it, Paul! Row forth, 4 Horsemen!" the director demanded.
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a terrible comparison. Origami and love-making? What relation do they both have? Be slow and careful so it comes out perfect, or quick even if it becomes messy? Confusion ensues!
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thunderstorm struck and hit him in the heart. He and his Medal of Odour were now flashy -- from the cameras or the lightning, they all did not know.
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getting filmed by these perverts? He needed his comfort again. He'd seen his students do that before in front of female teachers and they wouldn't give a care. Life is hard.
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"I wish for a life," the Scarecrow pleaded to heaven. "I want to chase girls who wear short skirts into the sunset, woo them, and not stay stuck to a pole like this forever..."
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The sea worm crashed into the ship and Jack Sparrow's theme song plays. It's a thrill for the moviegoers after Jack pops out from the screen and runs away from a furious Blackbeard
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so Suzie went to the streets, nuzzling anyone who needed attention and love from an emotion-sniffing dog. She found home with lonely Isko who reciprocated that love hundredfold.
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WHY AM I IN HELL FOR WANTING GENUINE UNDERWEAR?
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...one of the people who enjoyed talking to imaginary people and dogs and play "fetch" with them. So the first thing Quincy would obviously ask is, "Are you one of them?"
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and was even more surprised when the orders repeated themselves over. She thought she had created the best cupcakes in town and it was experimental. Customer CJ liked them by tens.
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eat the blueberry cheesecake I never wanted to eat!" The people around him gasped, shock evident on their faces. "He's abnormal!" one of the fellow drunken men cried out.
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"Nnope!" I mumbled to myself as I moved the character away from the Minotaur, a boss in this nonsensical game. "Gotta heal fast-" A furry fist passes through my screen and punches