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I wasn't much while I was living, I scraped latrines for 27 years and didn't get much out of it. I thought I would be something better in this new life, but -
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Speaking through a straw, attached to a breathalyzer machine rigged to translate gargles to human speech.
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While in the employ of the circus, Alfons, and his duck-tumor "Malardnoma" met a woman with a beard where her eyebrows should be.