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horrific. "OBAMA BE DAMNED!" exclaimed the one, revealing a think Russian accent; reaching under his lemonade stand, he withdrew a short, stubby pistol, aimed at the sky and shot a -
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"Revenge is best served cold," he thought smugly. "And revenge is sweet..." He paused, letting it sink in for a moment, before loudly exclaiming, "REVENGE IS ICE CREAM! WHY DIDN'T
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Skyline. Or so he said. Anybody who knew Ricky Jr well enough knew that he was just like his dad, and all he was interested in with Candy Apple involved girraffes and hidden blades
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She also remembered how her nether regions had come to acquire the nickname "Fuzzy Creation". In all fairness, though, there wasn't a razor nearby, and it had been so comfortable!
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Unless, of course, you have a moth fetish. You do, don't you? You like the fluttery little critters! You're some sort of disgusting mothophile! ... to each his own, I suppose.
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thing he had ever heard. Well, discounting the whole elephant-waterboarding case, but he didn't like to remember it. It was too confusing to be of any use now, anyway. Sighing, he
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stadium for monster-sized ballet classes the following Saturday, before trying to arrange a ballet instructor who was too brave/stupid/desperate for money to refuse his offer
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By Odin, what would be next? Italian food? She glared at nobody in particular. It would be a cold day in Pluto's Kingdom before that cheating asshole Jupiter got anywhere near her
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is a crowded place in the height of summer, to the extent that any attempts to leave the cab were futile; after a moment, people had flowed in like pressurised gasses, leaving us
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tempt the Boy Who Lived - yes, the wand-wielding wunderwizard, Harry Potter - to join Forces with him, but with little success; he supposed joining the last of the Death Eaters was
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waiting to happen, if you ask me, since it seems the world already has too many aspiring Olympians. What we need is less sportsmen, more engineers, more murderous barbers of Fleet
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iddling his thumbs, since there really isn't anything to do. I imagine, however, that the plants move of their own accord, and attempt to nip at the heels of passersby, so maybe he
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'Global warming,' I mentally corrected myself. Not that I really saw how that worked: I was freezing. I would have turned the heater on, but I was scared of electrocution, so I
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when I heard that; it was as though everything I had built up over these years was crashing down around me. A whimper, the only sound of my smashing heart, escaped my lips.
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"That stupid dog is eating the peanut butter right off of my sandwich!" I shrieked, all thoughts of nudity swept from my head like smog in a hurricane. "That little bitch!"
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I bet they feel pretty special. Not that there's anything really special about Apple, not really; little more than a super-specialised subset of any other premium product.
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rings of many shapes and sizes. Yes, precious, but not the One Ring, no, not the One Ring, precious; tis kept far from her horrible handses, it is, yes.
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"I don't even slightly understood you," my sensai, Kai, mocked, as I collapsed to the training mat for the third time tonight. "Why do karate when your passion is ballet?"
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day at the office. His feet ached, and his jaw pulsated with his pent-up aggression. "What's the matter, babe?" Rhonda-the-Moth asked. "You sore 'cos I beat ya in tennis again?"
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metaphorically beheaded a dragon with the katana, before streaking off into the night, a shadowy figure, who left no trace behind him.