Finished Folds (21—40)
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3But it wasn't Raid. In her haste Rapunzel had picked up air freshner and now the lice girl was mad AND smelling like freshly cut grass. "You dick Rapunzel" she choked, "my eyes!"
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3although that didn't automatically make her a lesbian. She also loved pictures of naked women though which probably did. Radio is about personality and that's where Diane
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4Nobody had ever made a pottery car and that was the idea I would pitch to Ford. "You're a genius!" I yelped into the mirror as I adjusted my trilby to more of a business angle.
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4lucky contestant would win the "shopping soiree" around Harvey Nichols in a race to find the golden handbag. It was a fail-safe formula to secure GlamTV as the campest channel.
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5a small bag of coins. She looked around before pocketing the coins. She was an excellent janitor but an even better thief. In fact, she had stolen about 25 grand that week.
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3In my day we called this 'chonging on the old splifter. My day was in the 1990's" he clarified. "Smoke?" he coughed passing over a badly rolled tree-trunk. "No thanks" I whinced
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2admired by tedious ability to pluck random names from pop culture. I went back to sleep. In the morning I decided to purge the wickedness inside me by drinking bleach
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2joked. Nobody laughed. The pretty girl found my joke so shit she fire her whaling harpoon right in my face. The neurological damage was immense. The upside is I now like dubstep.
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3I had to suspend the hilarious sense of irony that consumed me, freezing in horror I had to come to terms with the possibility that I had bought brown bread instead of white.
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0awash with my own brilliant ideas, all involving letters, each more subtly clever than the last. I threw up in my own mouth with the sheer excitement I got from nerdish wordplay
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2"I drink Champagne like you drink water" boasted Belvedere. "Who are these people?" he quizzed. "They are your fans Sir" said Marchant. "They're unwashed, they disgust me"
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0which ultimately collapsed on them and their fans annihilating them from popular writing for a very long time indeed. Insects survived and emerged years later to a world
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5so I'm going to cut it short before it degenerates into lies and so forth, the likes of which Satan sews in the minds of the pure just like the snake tempted Eve and shit like that
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0aka Master Jeremy who's principal job it was to offload the expectant mothers, ply them with rum and then process them with a coathanger and a few verses from the King James bible
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2"Why did you pick that color?" she sighed. "It's gun metal" I said. "The color of guns and metal. It's kind of manly..." I explained. "I wanted a white wedding dress" she sobbed
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4"HADOKEN!" shouted Ryu. "You're losing it" said Ken. "You had it in the 90's..now you sound like your hearts not in it dude. You need to raise your game or they'll replace you."
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3masturbating violently. It was a macabre image at best. At worst it was like what happened in the greenhouse only this time with a sense of filthy urgency unbecoming of a gentleman
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5"Most wizards are gay, that's why I wanted to touch your knee." said the old sorcerer. "When you signed up to be my apprentice, making yourself available was in the small print"..
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3"It's a show about a guy who leaps into different bodies... I've called it Quantum Leap." I said. The TV execs eyed me suspiciously like they'd heard it all before. "It's new...
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7with a diagram of a curious clockwork mechanism scrawled on it and mysterious writing. "What font is that?" I asked the font wizard. "Calibri 12 point you nerd." he wheezed before