6 Folds
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Who knew a portal to hell was underneath a humble safeway parking lot this whole time? He and the shopping cart fell through the growing cracks in the earth to certain doom below. -
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Spritz him with a spray-bottle of water in order to discipline him.
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And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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13
They had payed good money to see him list words beginning with the letter H, and they were without a doubt not disappointed with the performance. Many even plead for an encore,
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4
Mexico. I don't want my boy using that fancy-schmancy space-alien talk.
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4
The brave mangoes charged forward and struck as one. Ordinary fruit would stand little chance to win, but with their vast numbers and training, in the end they emerged victorious.
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4
a conveniently present lasagna from the counter top and used it to plug the rift. He sighed with relief and turned around, only to see he was surrounded by time-demons.
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2
And she, a genetically modified mutant human-citrus hybrid was the perfect one for the job. All her life she was mocked as a freak, now the time had come to have her vengeance...
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6
The only downside of having a clown chef, of course, was that all the food always tasted a little funny.
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5
Uncomfortably close to my face. After nervously peeling the banana, in a final act of self defense I shoved the peeled fruit up his right nostril. He jumped back and cried in agony
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2
Mountains of Doom and Eternal Suffering. There the noblemen sought to recruit an army of the undead to thwart the reptilian menaces from continuing their reign of terror
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4
The passengers doubled over in their seats as the airplane took a sharp nosedive down. If one were to look out the window, they would see both engines ablaze.
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5
Startled, he haphazardly stuffed the final two firecrackers into the cake before turning. "Alright, you caught me, I was sampling the frosting!" he explained to the man behind him.
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4
Quietly, I moved a little lower down the stairwell, being careful to stay out of my grandfather's line of sight. Peering around the corner, I saw him walk toward the fireplace.