Finished Folds (21—40)
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1Steve Jobs himself tapped me on the shoulder. "Boy are you going to love this one. Unlimited battery life and a display that looks great in any kind of lighting" he said, grinning.
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4said it would be best I go home and clean myself off. As I washed away the blood that afternoon I realized that life would be so much easier if I used Samantha more regularly.
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1This had to be a sign, I told myself as I widened my eyes again. Last week I left some skid marks in the toilet bowl that looked just like a dragon too. This was what it took
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2nose. Nicknamed 'Captain Hook' at school, she had always been self conscious about her massive honker. It roughly resembled a banana. Covered in warts. "He might not notice though
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5in reality they were simply contributors to a bland melodic stew. To make matters worse, their band name now a grim reminder of this sudden downsizing of fans.
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7There once was a man from Nantucket
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6MacBook Pro and iPod Touch. Instead of sucking blood, he sucks the life out of the latest brands. It's set to be a crowd pleaser, but
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3refused to operate on him, claiming "he's already been sliced up enough, yo. There aint much more we can do, bruv". The cuts to the NHS has been more severe than he'd first thought
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3were sent flying. The micro marathon was at an end as bodies and limbs were torn asunder by the high pressure winds. They never thought this would happen, but
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4lips. He was obviously not impressed by the spoils of tonights raid. Maybe a life of crime wasn't for me. Perhaps it was time to get back in to ballet, I was told that my version
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1This seemed like as good a reason as any to engage in unprotected sex that night. Boy was I wrong.
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0"I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it move it. You like to... MOVE IT!" That song was playing for the twelfth time today, this was
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3a life of servitude at the hands of children. Just like her new husband, who lay dead next to her.
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6pass the time. Russian Roulette. Grandma placed a bullet inside the revolver and spun the chamber. "Who's up for a bit of fun?" chuckled Grandma in that familiar, loving way
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0The marriage went from bad to worse. During one of his two week business trips, Lohan fell in love with another man. As a gynecologist, he had gone off
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1my life is the equivalent of that special place where the Devil himself personally sodomizes you. Maybe I should go back to the day job.
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1He was out of Goth Club. Yet another reason to be miserable. "If I can't fit in here, will I ever fit in?" he said to himself as he washed away his black eyeliner. Then he realised
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0the real thing. But it was enough to take my mind away from the grim reality around me. As I sat eating in a room littered with corpses. I knew this was my last meal.
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2a spitting contest with British Prime Minister, David Cameron. "That all you got Dave?" said the President, as he hurled another globule of saliva from the top of the White House.
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0, one of her favorite childhood movies. It went down a treat. Family and friends alike could all relate to these women and their ability to screw