7 Folds
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This is the end of all thing. Life is done and now the never-ending sleep begins. -
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One slow motion step forward...now I'm closing my eyes. This is it
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"That's it! I've had it with you and your disturbing obsession with
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Don't let me fall!
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I'll keep this fart forever!
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Dude, you are so gullible.
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This is going to hurt.
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What is life without a little danger?
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"Just do it!"
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"You'll never catch me coppers," the 80-year-old Ms. Gordling screamed out the window of her newly acquired (stolen) cherry red Ferrari.
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"1 o'clock and alls well," the obnoxious cockatiel squawked. Dr. Moodle's bloodshot eyes popped open just long enough to locate the bird and
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"I-I love you!"
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pajamas that the drag queens insisted on wearing out in public. They had star patches to cover the important bits, but there was more skin exposed than the public could tolerate.
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"Don't do it, man! Just be cool."
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8
"To be a sandwich, or not to be a sandwich. That is the question."
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"You know, it's crazy how we finish each other's..."
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"Put the bazooka down nice and slow, Mr. Zombie." Zombie Bob didn't seem to have hear because he continued to
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What is that smell?
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Zeus was more than happy to direct them to the house next door. "Athena lives in that one you idiots," he said cheerily. As they slunk off, Zeus muttered,"Always blaming the dog
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Kate sat with her boyfriend, about to meet his parents at a ritzy outdoor restaurant. "I'm only dating him because I'm bored.That's it!" She gets up and