Finished Folds (21—38)
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4was lecturing gasped in shock at his claims that animals fed with genetically modified food became sterile. "It's true" he insisted. "My dog is now sterile and I intend to sue!"
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2breathe in the gas fumes emanating from the coke machine. Someone had confused the machine with the petrol pumps outside. She grabbed the unripe banana she had salvaged and ran
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3law", the creature whispered, afraid of drawing the attention of the attackers. He shoved the door closed, and Mr. Seagull was grabbed by sharp claws that dragged him to his death.
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6stumbled into the manager's office, clutching his chest. The aging rock musician grabbed at his old manager's coat rack, shaped like Marilyn Monroe, gasped for air, and said
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5ces. This planet was purportedly uninhabited, but maybe its moon would have strange creatures and I would need my pea soup-shooting gun for protection. If I could find some way to
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0rabid bats that have mated with rabbit, and turned into cute and cuddly vampires. Maybe if he pitched this nature show to a reality TV station, he would finally live his dream of
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5edge of the cliff. His marshmallow gun almost topples over the edge, but the bunnyman (his arch enemy) grabs hold of it and points it at him. "It's mine now, Mr Potato Head! I have
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5"Deliver us from this slog and grind!" There was a rumbling from the heavens, and the footsloggers gasped as the clouds parted. It started raining... jellybeans! They all rejoiced!
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4excited at the prospect of doughnuts. Lo and behold, but who should step into my path, but that annoying old lady from next door. "Going somewhere, dear?" she cackled, and added
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4sneaking her mother's best china into his bag. You could even hear the clinking as he strolled out casually. Maybe he should blame Helga for the theft. He nods to himself, plotting
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6Uncertain about the best method of uncovering their criminal activities, he decided to visit the Red Predictor, a mysterious psychic shark with knowledge of the dolphins' crimes.
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5by art-lovers. After all, what good was being artist if you were not loved and revered by the masses. A low point in his career was when his mother came to him and said, "You are
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5but after centuries of persecution, the salmon rebelled against their Norse bear overlords! A great leader named Libero Pisces started a revolution. Her rebel cry was "Behold
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6down the hideous, paisley curtains that adorned the library windows. "Dreadful curtains" he muttered to himself, and then bellowed: "I've struck a blow against bad decorators and
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5he was. But no matter. He readied his hockey stick, took aim, and swung. "Score!" he screamed. Maybe he could tempt someone to join his game, he thought, as he hurried out the door
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6the Hedgehog were known for their fabulous outfits. I turned around once, checking myself out in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and strode out of the room, ready for action.
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4while hollering "Damn those chocolate fudge flavours!". He saw the little girl's eyes widen in horror as her chocolately-delight was destroyed by a cantankerous old man with a
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0ed at the bustling airport, I grabbed hold of my pockets to make sure that my money was safe, and then shook my head at my paranoia. I took a deep breath and headed for the exit.