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seek the meaning of life. After about 2 hours of messy, passionate touchy-feely-stuff, Bill and Hillary soon grew bored inside the closet. "I have to pee," Hillary said, and Bill -
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I looked at the blood spilling out of the hole and tried to handle the body as gently as I could. "Softly now," Audrey blushed, looking at me intently. -
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ght reflecting off the moons surface. He did not agree with his grandfather, however, and claimed that the phases of the moon were actually just God's -
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Then finally, on that one fateful night, I threw it all on the line as I ticked the "I agree to the terms and conditions" box without actually reading them. Hands shaking in fear, -
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walked right up to him, ripping an arm off one of the bodies in my cart as an intimidation weapon. "Just what do you think you're doing here?" I growled. Unfazed, he -
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I stumbled about in panic. The darkness was like the thickest of smokescreens, blocking my vision and sending my brain into scared-as-hell baby mode. That was when -
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That was, until a mighty warrior rose from the ashes, eager to seek revenge. Armed with only a spear in one hand and a copy of Taylor Swift's 1989 in the other, he