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him in a haze but he was more interested her choice of words. "You mean 'the', right?" She nodded curtly. "Indeed, teh." He frowned. "No, not 'teh', the!" She frowned in turn. "Wha -
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the audience. All he had to do was wait for the cameras to come on then he'd really show 'Sham-Wow Vince' a thing or two about television sales. George Clooney pressed start on the
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a bed of what smelled like hay. Who kept hay under a house? That's bound to cause mold and mildew. Your skin crawling, you don't hear the leprechaun slit your throat. Ces't la vie.
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Ford ride through the infested streets of Detroit. Every once in a while he would stop and point out potential jobs for her. "That, honey, is a prostitute." The girl grinned and hu
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ed at Burt in disdain. "You do know there's no such thing as good-corrections-officer/bad-corrections-officer, right?" Burt scoffed. "That ingrate deserves to be here. DRINK YOUR P
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g his cold, formed hand would sooth over and become an instrument of comfort and happiness. But it never does and ultimately it becomes what it really is: a cry for help in the de
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saved my life at night, sugar bear. You almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear? You nearly had me roped and tied, altar-bound and hypnotized. Sweet freedom whispered in my
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where his front legs used to be. Whiskers melted to become a mask of thick fur, resembling the mustache of Wilfred Brimley. His tail lengthened and protruded spikes, much like a
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de los perros ladrando. Él se puso de pie y miró hacia la puerta, en busca de los sonidos no familiares Stll. "¿Qué diablos nueva y fresca es esto", murmuró.
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καλή συνομιλία. Μπορώ ειλικρινά να πω - με βεβαιότητα - ότι είμαι απολύτως λύπη καλώντας τους στην πρώτη θέση. "Φύγε", φώναξα.
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she was more than disappointed. Tiffany stood on the walkway above a roiling bed of fetid-smelling water and frowned. She was horribly overdressed for such a squalid affair. "Brad
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"Groundhog's Den". Phil took the short-yet-broad smoking jacket off of the love seat he called his chair and sighed. Looks like another six weeks of mildly offensive and warm win
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pallets of various cultures instead of just this one. He mused silently, thinking of how to show this restaurant the error of their single-noodle ways. They were culinary Nazis.
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and lit their faces in a kaleidoscopic array of illumination. He grinned at her, she batted her eyes at him. "Been a wild ride," he laughed. She nodded, happy, and smiled back.
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Well, stupid me, listening to Earl again. I confidently stepped up to the edge of the dune and peered over. Yep, it was a pit. I reached on and a tentacle caught my arm! "SARLACC!"
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Yo había bebido demasiado alcohol frotando porque deseaba una salida. He encontrado uno. En los brazos de un RiteAid. Ellos venden esas cosas baratas. (Google Translated but not re
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for greatness, It would seem, however, that I chose the worst time to become a goose as it was hunting season. As our 'V' swooped low one day shortly after, a stream of buckshot
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a connoisseur of sex you see, and if anyone was going to tell the state what to do about sex, it was Prince. I mean, look at him. Damn. But I digress. So I was buying porn, right,
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and I'd leap to the edge of the stage, curl out my hands and cry, "I'll kill you, you horrific bastards!" Every time the director would yell, "We're looking for ____, not _____."
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There had once been a time, the ambassador thought to himself, that translators had class, standards. He sighed again as he thought of the one from Chile he could have brought