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"Let's just change the meanings of the words", said Adam. "Okay" Eve pondered, "lets make the new meaning for 'help' chicken soup, 'stop' could mean toe fungus and 'no' could mean -
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was a crock of bull, but it made me feel better about my winning the lottery and deserting them all back at home. I was on my way to explore Ireland's castles and green landscapes
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stabbed holes into all the rest. Wolverine spun a bagel around a claw and grinned toothily. Einstein returned it, slamming a fist into a packet and spraying wolverine with cheese.
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fated coat of acid. The acid dissolved the grass around the rabbit's missing paws and the ground became a hole. The earth oozed and bubbled, mercifully sucking the rabbit inside.
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stop asking myself dumb questions and be proactive about making changes? I started moonwalking and singing "man in the mirror" while channeling my inner Michael.
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pet cats started fighting back. Simba McGuire, Lion and CEO of Humans are Food Inc.,is proud to now have Ms. Cheese's head hanging on the wall of his 44th floor corner office.
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Unfortunately, the Patty's daughter Wendy is a bit of a greasy weasel. She's friends with Checkers though, and he's a good chunk of cheese off the ol block. Sonic, a local biker,
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I pulled the helmet off, cringing at the immediate, high pitched piercing sound of thesignal tracer ricocheting between my ears. I thrust the helmet back and felt immediate relief.
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With Tatiana turning into a horse and Viktor being out of a job, the family was in trouble. Unless Viktor could turn them all into a circus act. Mikey could blow milk out his nose,
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ame. Finally, the princess asked to try on the skate. Her foot slid into it easily and the prince placed a hockey puck into her hand. It was romantic--until she tried to stand and
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good grammar, a sensible plot or an inkling of proper direction. Screw fate and previous writers. This is a story about a boy and a girl--one for the ages! Once upon a time there
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I took my wedding ring off and rubbed the suntan lines around my finger. I set the ring next to my wife's photograph--like I've done every night since she passed. She use to say
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FIghting when you are an ordinary family is one thing, but fighting when your family is riddled with superpowers is another. It's not a blessing, it's a curse. When your brother
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I live in makes me wonder if I'm having a nightmare. If I dress as Hillary for Halloween, I'll have to wear heels. If I dress as trump, I might get eggs thrown at me. Or worse.
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that my parents were right. My friends were all brandishing swords and I felt secure knowing that if they were to attack, I could defend myself. My parents passed down their ninja
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with his basket full of little field animals, plucking their eyes out and throwing them into the flames one creature at a time. Great power comes with great sacrifice, Susanna.
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"Oh come on Jack," said Jill. "I think #4 is tall dark and gorgeous. The rest of the 10 Lil' Indian line-up isn't so bad either, but #4..." Her voice faded. Ms. Muffet huffed.
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of Mystic Death Ninjas. The MDN was my only hope of getting even with the fairy realm; and for saving my socks. The Genie was salty, saucy and sock-cut-tery for the last time!
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After all, lists keep the world from falling apart. They are organizational tools-the more lists, the better! So Jimmy got to work putting more lists onto the website to try and
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It didn't matter that Big Bob thought he was a 'goodfella', what mattered was that Bobby was out for blood tonight and Martin knew he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.