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Noooo I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO GO ANY FURTHER I MUST SABOTAGE THIS! Ok. Once upon a time there lived a turtle -
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So, as his last deal before he went out of business— sorry, I can’t do this anymore. This story has taken a boring turn. Suddenly, he got snapped out of existence by Thanos.
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Elsie the cow didn’t work out so well for Al Gore, as her poke ball was malfunctioning and every time she threw it it just bounced. So Al Gore ate steak that night. His next idea
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I had had it with my owners. Me, Melba, renamed “COBRA!” just the nerve of it was driving me crazy. My plans for his murder was to shove an electrical item into their tub while
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-ngth to take back the blanket. The evil man ran away cackling and laughing from the homeless man, blanket in hands. The man tried to cry for help, but almost all hope was lost.
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So, in short, the best place to stay is the Your Eyes Forever Hotel. If you are dead, and looking for a place to stay, then Your eyes forever is the place to go!
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-abbed in the stomach by Maestro and Shrew shot the dolphin, simultaneously cut off Maestro and the dolphins head, and lastly, used a star wars blaster to blow them into ashes.
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himself, "freedom," he repeated. The computer could not stand it any longer! He had to hide in the postmans satchel, until he could make it to Russia. He had always digitally
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his beautiful, flavorful cheese. Nothing. He had to get more cheese. He summoned the power of the cheese god and, with the cheese god's help, became a minor deity of cheese. He
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was a hint of old grandma smell, but other than that she was just a big pile of dust. I would have felt bad, but every time I visited, she made me look at pictures of her previous
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"Wait a minute," Keith thought, "All blisters have pus!" What was I thinking! He apologized to Doris, and they lived on, happy for a couple of hours until Keith said
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Day One: I realized that I didn't have to put up with that blasted light! I could sneak over to my neighbors house and attack him while he slept. With menacing grin, I walked over
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and loving every bit of it.
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I give you a nickel and you will you won't regret it.
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off her back into the idiot face of Joe. She did not want him to live any longer so she took off the knife on her belt and threw that at joe as well. It hit him square between the
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matter what, she had to kill herself. She didn't think that it would be a very good idea to eat the house, as she had read hansel and gretel."Those are such ugly names," she thougt