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something he could have done to save her, had he not been so drunk. It was a relentless cycle, drinking to forget, then creating memories while drunk that drove him to drink more. -
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The fold of skin underneath your right tit, the one that you use to hide all those snacks. You're so big that you can cram snacks from Costco underneath that giant fold, including
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Which is how I got the nickname, El Masturbator. I was exceptionally proud of my nickname, which confounded my coworkers at Arbys as they had clearly meant it as an insult.
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informed him of the days itinerary. A crew of 5 was going to descend towards Mars for a routine expedition. While there, they were to get 10 soil samples and install the
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"Nothing officer", I sighed, satisfied in having finally gotten the officer back for that parking ticket all those years ago.
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OCD has a tendancy to make people really difficult to ne around whereas Ataxiophoboa makes people just kind of difficult to be around. It may seem like a trivial difference, but
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To think about completing. My thoughts kept drifting to the lesesbian though, she proved a lot more interesting than my taxes. Looks like i'd be putting them off another month.
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By side with such an abomination of thought was intolerable to me. I may have to murder my roommate.
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A staple remover. I tore at the leeches furiously and wondered if by the end I would have any skin left at all. Fortunately when all was done I still had a 4 centimer square on my
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jello encircled by businessman in clean suits with money in their hands shouting energetically. His nightly sleepwalking wrestles became a large market, so unpredictable were the
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30 pounds of bacon flavored spam, 50 gallons of purified water and enough kool aid for 50 gallons of water, 3 rolls of toilet paper, 100 cartons of Lucky Strike brand cigarettes,
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They understood completely when I showed them why and hurriedly got to the business of shoving piranhas at my crotch. As the piranhas did what they do best a wave of relief
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As the puppets sat lifeless during the interview it dawned on Dr Phil that the people who had their hands up the puppets asses where the real stars and he vowed to be more careful
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and shoved her back. She took offense and shoved him again, more aggressively this time, so he just hauled off and punched her in the face. She wasn't even phased, and swiftly kick
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I saw Lucifer before me, holding my soul tantalizingly in hus hands. He immediately gave it back to me and said, "Here you go, sorry I was late, hope you didn't think I would welsh
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There was something extraordinarily alluring about cockfighting, and the alcoholism only sweetened the deal. Her costume as some kind of superhero prostitute would hopefully prove
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Higher and higher the monkey flew as Baum climbed it's leg and got onto it's back. It's a good thing he was so small, and he managed to hitch a ride for over 300 miles into town.
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a frenzied Sasquatch in heat, and startlingly, it worked. Cher and Elvis returned to their seducer and started mating, slowly at first, but increasingly more loud and inexplicably
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his shotgun, aiming it steadily for her head. Nobody winks at him and gets away with it, he thought, as he blew her away. Barely out of prison for a day and already he'd messed up.
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very abrasively through the water complaining loudly all the while about the harsh unrelenting realities of my dreary existence. I found no escape in the rowing, no escape at all.