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such beautiful boobs" she gushed to her friend later in the evening. Jerry was both relieved and slightly disappointed by his wife's easy acceptance of his new boobs. -
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I was confused as the "girl" in question was a middle aged man with a beer belly and a magnificent beard, but hey who was I to judge. I wished them happiness as I walked away.
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on. However one day in May 15 low income houses were swallowed by their foundations in the span of 12 hours, prompting the authorities to at least pretend and investigate the issue
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Windows 10 will send your web history to the Microsoft headquarters, where they will proceed to forward it to your mother. On the 6th day before the world ends the sky will turn
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happily at my feet, content to stay inside where it was warm and dry. That darned cat kept frolicking in the rain, looking a bit like he was performing a strange ritual.
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Thankfully such contemplation was often fruitful. Many men spent their days wondering where navel lint came from, especially in cases where the colour didn't match their shirts.
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17. In the case of point #13, please refer to point #16. 18. A jar of peanut butter can greatly aid your search. 19. After finding it, ensure you never leave it in that place again
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He turned quickly to the cupboard and took out a small bottle, running back to the oven. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" he whispered, tipping the bottle over the bread.
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She was laughing maniacally, staring at the people struggling desperately to keep their heads above water. "Grandma!" I shouted to her but she was watching the people drown.
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Tony's eyes widened slightly and he unconsciously lowered the gun. Joe carefully closed the distance between them "I know you feel it too" he whispered. They kissed. It was magical
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and bruised Paulsen had no choice but to slink away and plot his sweet, sweet revenge. Legend says that the revenge was so devious even Fox news couldn't report on it.
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A woman passing by gave the man a strange look and he quickly hid the dummy away. He had always known his passion for ventriloquism would get him in trouble one day.
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this one without thinking it through. She missed her dark, twisted and mostly eroded soul, but this new one would have to do. After all, what was she without a soul?
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fantastic dream!" he shouted, leaping out of bed like a kid on Christmas, determined to capture the magic in his dream journal. He drew a quick picture of Thomas and Irene together
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whipping out a plastic pitchfork and striking a majestic pose. Detective Manatee had always been quite famous for his theatrics, but this time he had gone too far.
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could not find it no matter how many hundreds of man hours they spent looking for it. Eventually they gave up, it was impossible to find the stash between dimensions after all...
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the end of their partnership Joan began feeding Mary small quantities of arsenic, knowing it would either blacken her heart enough for her to stay or send her gently into the abyss
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His riverdance was so mesmerising he drew crowds from all over. They all stood in stunned silence, dialectual differences forgotten, staring at the enchanting sight.
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They were aroused by Mackey's violent words, which in their culture was an essential part of the mating ritual. Poor John Mackey never saw then coming and was never the same again.
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without you, you'd be stuck all alone. Luckily your partially decomposed body would be just skinny enough for you to become a catwalk model. Every cloud has a silver lining.