Finished Folds (21—39)
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5even make a fortune in pellets by learning just a few simple dance steps. Unfortunately the poor hamster kept getting confused between his hips and his shoulders.
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6Unfortunately their research team had grown so fat and lazy over the years they couldn't remember how to do research. They thus had no choice...they had to steal Facebook data.
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3that one guy from the movies. What was his name? Buck Sorris? Huck Morris? Shuck Borris? I couldn't put my finger on it.
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4about mushrooms! I scolded myself as I tried to concentrate on my persuasion spell, but alas, the image of multicoloured mushrooms wearing top-hats would not leave my mind.
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3John blinked, staring at the rapidly vanishing knight, wondering if it was customary for them to carry such advanced smartphones while wearing the old-fashioned armour so proudly.
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3I still somehow ended up getting addicted to the taste. For the rest of my days I would break into homes to drink the vase water. They caught me in 2044 and I eventually recovered.
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3And that was the moment I decided that I would marry my beloved Mr. Fudge, come hell or high water. I didn't care that he was just a guinea pig...he was my destiny.
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6Obtain the nuclear launch codes and threaten to start a nuclear war unless your old crush agrees to be your first lady. Step 8: Get a dog. A good president needs a good dog. Step 9
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6She tucked the small vial back into her belt and patted it gently. "Well I suppose this will be our little secret then" she whispered enticingly, a finger held up to her lips.
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5an emotion I couldn't recognise clouded her eyes. "I don't think that's such a good idea" she whispered, turning her painting so I wouldn't be able to see it even if I tried
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4A great many people decided that they could indeed benefit from having a left hand man. Soon I found myself rather well known and my fame continued to grow as I rented myself out.
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5an incident involving a misunderstood letter, 3 delivery trucks and roughly a ton of fortune cookies. The newspapers dubbed the incident "The Sunflower Chronicles" for no reason.
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2soon as he stuck the ticket on. Fortunately, though he would later lament it was unfortunately, the cop survived the incident. He did however lose both his legs in the process.
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4Worse than even the damned chickens are the godless ducks. They strut around with their webbed feet as though they own the world. But I know the truth. They will never fool me.
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5I was finally free. They wouldn't tie me down any longer. Nevermore would my husband demand anything of me, nevermore would my child's whining voice pierce my ears. It was over.
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2pimple on their backs they would certainly be shunned by society regardless. Antione carefully reached into her pocket, making sure she didn't break eye contact with her daughter.
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4a dancing bear-man with the tail of a beaver who enjoyed long walks on the beach and sipping pineapple soa out of a coconut. We named him Steve. He was always my favourite.
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4him deeper and deeper into their dark embrace. He tried to resist, but at last gave himself over to the song of the forest, wandering deeper where no man alive could ever find him.
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2The event was sombre. The grey skies above marking the end of the bright times in our lives. We stood silently, side by side as the casket was lowered into the ground. It was over.