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So I redirected my attention to you. It was you who drove a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You have the intellectual capabilities of a -
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Abiding to a promise I made with the demiurge, I named them in accordance with the three stooges. Larry, Curly and Moe. The three of them bearing a strong and diverse skillset.
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Gus's owner caught him spanking off in the living room.
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every now and then. Not like a normal thing but like sometimes. Right?
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thing he kept doing that made us think we would do something bad to himself. Well he gone, funny dude.
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" he exclaimed while sitting completely still. HE had the ability to catch it but missed his shot because he was too afraid to live up to his full potential.
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duty. It takes a crew of 8 burly hairy apelike men to maneuver the load 3 times a week. She gives her life to defecation. The golden plunger Granny sentimentally keeps in
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, "Jeremy Miller #53 LOOK OUT!"
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The last time he did, thousands of people were murdered in a genocide and Dr. Ckgvjhvgalk's Grandmother was murdered in the tragedy. That caused him to experience the
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ino's pizza in places he could never feel it on his own. Wishes are just an arbitrary combination of sounds that people make. Big Dick has always been a stand up guy in
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Hellfire. Needless to say, the nanobots should've been directed to take a right to Bezea but instead cranked a left to albuquerqy. Soon the Pook became the penultimate
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Eventually everyone was bickering straight into a paradox of whining. How much longer could my ears take this abuse? I must
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except I can't help but to question their motives. Are they purposefully doing the wrong things in order to irritate me? Why must they question my superior intellect? I'm extremely
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s ravaged the place in search for the man who stole the Vespa. It was too late, he already left the scene on foot. The detectives were angered, they won't meet their monthly quota.
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"I guess we will just have to get redneck wasted, so I can ignore this critical wound. PBR it is.." said Brad. "What do you mean?" asked Stan, "You have a ninjato through your tors
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began to ramble about the war again. It was only a matter of time before his perception and ability to reason decomposed. He became delirious and spoke of gremlins on his aeroplane
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New is perfect.
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a watermelon named Herold, two Siamese geese and an autonomous grilled cheese sandwich. What could possibly go wrong with a combination like this, she pondered vigorously. It was a
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As the day moved forward, I came to enjoy the unpleasant odor. I made a pact to myself to never was my hand again. Later in the week I met a beautiful southern belle by the name of
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Jay's jaw came to a sudden drop "That pie was the instigator in all of this tomfoolery", Jay shouted. "It told me that nobody else could see it, it's a liar!". The jury