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why don't you kill her first?" Not going to fall for that, I jabbed my knife deeper into the skin on his neck and replied "Nice try? Now tell me where the party is at!" -
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sell at the marketplace?" How wrong he was! I pulled out my grapefruits with the other hand and he said "That's.. thats not what I .." BOOM, I shot him in the face because that was
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inside of a videogame. The non-junkie did not have the courage to enact any of this out in real life, but needed to deal with his emotions somehow. He decided that
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he remembered that he was in fact a kangaroo, so he was like "Stupid kangaroo, bullets are for humans, you are kangaroo!". This thought led him to question his very
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himself, for he had a grave decision to make: front seat or back seat? Gotta make up my mind, which seat do I take?
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another octopus. He said.. actually you know what? I apologize for this terrible narrative, and do bid you goodbye.