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The lock was rusted shut, so I broke it with a crowbar. Opened the barn doors and there she was. 67 goat with 30 years of dust and mouse dirt. But I was determined to give -
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She was old school and classy. The deep red lips, soft little hands, and her scent that would make a man melt like a candle. They don't make em like that no more, and today
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So I started to leave the room, when Vinnie goes "Does the pope shit in the woods?" and chuckles. I just kept walking. He comes up with weirdest shit after a night of booze and
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basking in my fresh new scent, so I quickly rolled around in the leaves. It wasn't long before she came back my way, breathing heavily and sweating heavily. She was in heat, and
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ducked just in time as a steaming glop of Jane's own drop went hurling past him. This had become a drunken poo fling zoo. Charles ran across the floor when out of nowhere
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so smart. In fact, this guy answered every question to his destination! Osama was shocked, this was his favorite episode of "Cash Cab". He reached for his AK to celebrate, but
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the exit. However, a major blizzard had blown in while they were busy complimenting each others' packages. The snow had reached knee height, so they hiked up their pants
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e danced through his head. "DAMNIT!" he thought, "I want Simoads!". But he didn't know they'd been renamed to Carmel Delights. He begged and pleaded for free cookies until
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an electrician at a lightbulb convention. It was then the butler stormed in uttering sexual overtones the size of a mountain. If I were any shorter,
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post-it note that read "Hot Carl". So I knew she wanted to wear the remnants of last nights pot roast and collared beans. The only problem that arose was the lack of
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As we walked into the room our senses were overwhelmed with moth balls and mold. It was just the four of us dwarves and the giant pink elephant. T'was almost time to uncover
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emanating from the large woman sitting behind him. She had also ordered the crusted tilapia. He knew that after 10 minutes, he too would be