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starting at the ear and working her way to the mouth. She became excited, breathing heavily, realizing that... -
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projected that tomorrow would be cloudy with a chance of rain. He paused and realized that he had forgotten his raincoat... -
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mount it to your wall. Since going on a safari in Africa you had always wanted... -
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Roosevelt High, the rival high school. Those jerks didn't know their asses from their -
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I had just been promoted to -
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he decided to call his Uncle Tony, an ex-Marine, for advice. The very first words out of Tony's mouth were -
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recently he had been eating the banana mustard combination. The problem was that banana season only -
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a Suzuki Sidekick. The one problem with the car was that it always -
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who smelled like cheddar cheese, asked where the nearest gas station was so she could -
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sprayed the cats with the remainer of the maple syrup, which caused the dogs to -
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the fifth hot dog he had consumed. It wouldn't be long before he would have to -
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But there was something off about her. She was definitely missing -
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sharp kitchen knife. The ensuing bloodbath quickly made them realize that -
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the country of Uzbekistan. I hadn't been there since the summer of '94 when I had to -
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passing out HGH to the first one thousand fans in attendance during the final game against the -
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know that he was actually allergic to flowers. It was only a matter of time before he would have to -
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turns blue, especially things without hair. Which is good because I had just paid a visit to -
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second cousin, the dog-cat, an amazing creature discovered by schoolchildren playing jumprope by -
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But unless the Indians void my contract, I'll be stuck playing baseball for the next ten years. -
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due to the fact they were underwater they could not breath through their noses. However, his scuba instructor