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cave. It was there that the wolves grabbed the banjos and put on a show. -
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They asked the head where they could find their savior. The head said that they had to go to England and assassinate the Queen, then the head would tell them where to find their -
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for the door handle to the elephant's cage. Every bone in her hand was broken and she couldn't do anything with it. She looked toward the elephant, which now had its back turned -
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spilled coffee on me when he was building me, then I would not be acting the way I am right now. I am a poor excuse for a robot, so I think that I will commit suicide by jumping -
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She didn't think much of it though, as this one was only minor. She took the sneakers and put them on. However, this was no ordinary pair of sneakers, for when she put them on, -
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So, we decided that we were going to have to kill Santa Claus in order to save Christmas. How that will save Christmas, I have no idea, but it will work somehow. So, we decided -
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a not-so-good taste in my mouth. Don't get me wrong, it was very good, it's just that there was one thing on it -
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admired. I became DogMan. Yeah, I know, it's not a very creative name, but you should be able to look past -
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all of a sudden, the phone rang. She took a deep breath. She answered it, and she heard a voice. It was her -
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." He gasped and said "You mean you're a-" "That's right, I'm a man." He said "I have a confession to make -
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made Perez cringe. Thumbelina was a bad movie. Have you heard the Marry the Mole song that Carol Channing sang? God, that song was horrible. -
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He had many horrible memories of the place. For example, there was this one time he was swabbing the deck -
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and all of a sudden it opened. Inside was....nothing. He wasted all that time for absolutely nothing. He got so -
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Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who was looking for a princess to marry. He met with many, -
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"You don't understand. With the Mona Lisa, we will sell it, and we will be the richest people in the world." But, -
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she could find. She rode off in the trolley as she watched her beloved town burn to the ground. -
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shouted "That's no excuse! I'm gonna come up there and kick your ass!" He gulped. He ran and looked for a -
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stop! I don't want to do this. It's all because I'm getting pushed around by Sam! He is such a jerk!" My friend -
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his kids. They didn't like them, but the kids had been really bad, so this was their punishment. He went to the -
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So, we decided that going to see her was out of the question. We thought and we thought, and then we