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Was happening in the fruit department. You looked closer and saw Turtles were pouring out of the melons. Thousands of them falling to the floor in a great mass of turtle force!!!!! -
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Halfway through the solo the guitarist accidentally swallowed his pick, choking and passing out. Phil the drummer came to his rescue, and they realized they were in love. They then
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The Mole King came to him and threw him in the dungeon. Time to escape, he thought. He staged an elaborate plan to get the girl and save the day all at once, winning her love.
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Ght we had something speciaI. We were friends last night you know? Maybe I'll just kill her. She won't talk to Johnny then." And with that, she walked out the door to Cindys house.
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Started screaming again. This is the third time today, she just does it when she's bored. I'll never know why I married her, Phillip would've treated me better than she ever could.