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BOOM! Singed eyebrows and a face full of cake. Those savage kids got out their forks and ate the cake straight off of the man as their parents watched in horror. -
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for the sad silver corpse, but stayed for the cotton candy. Consumerism had taken its course, and the keepers of the shrine had to make money somehow. It was, afterall,
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I made all of the stories about beautiful beauty pageants that were anti-uncles. If there was an uncle in the story it was straight up getting cut out, no exceptions.
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"Hands are so mainstream, Michael." He stroked his beard and straightened his glasses. "I bet you like to walk on your feet too." It goes without saying, Michael was done.
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"He'll have a blue-oo-oo-oo-oo face when I'm done with him!" Hellbent on destroying that little baby-face Bieber, he jumped in his old pink Cadillac and headed west.
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The precinct didn't even bother trying to get him back from the monks after the incident. They treated him like a holy one and he seemed to enjoy it. Sometimes his wife and kid
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cashiers littering the alleyways. That snapping turtle was bred for illegal turtle racing and backyard brawls. The Baskerville's should have know what they were getting when they
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all of their mouths, and broke a couple of windows while I was still in the mood to use the force. Those disrespecting frat guys will be lucky if they can
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back and smiled, all gums, and said, "Prove it." He gave a wink to the old man, closed and reopened his mouth, and flashed his dentures at him. Before the old man could
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It's bad enough the aliens came down here and built our pyramids, but now all the youngins are speakin' like 'em? That ain't right!
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He knew what they were thinking, but nothing could bring him down. He was finally comfortable in his own skin. He even quite liked how the bus seats stuck to his bottom.
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tape CAN fix everything, kids, if you just believe." He had to fake it for them. He had to make it work and keep the spirit of duct tape alive in their hearts. But the wings just
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I watch you peel this? Just a little bit?" He eagerly pushed the banana toward me. "But it's not even ready yet.."
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They dated for 5 months--just the right amount of time for the doctor to fall in love. But she never forgot her plan. One night, as he peacefully slept, she took the chance to
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became so disgusted by such low class attire that they refused to board the planes. They decided to stage a sleep in at the airport since they were already in pajamas anyway.
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"Fiddlesticks, I forgot Frankie was a bear!" Frita nearly fainted, but Fred kept her on her feet. "No wonder he's against fur." Frankie was harmless, but would fight for the cause.
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Little did they know that that one piece of footage would be forever remembered worldwide as the most beautifully chilling tragedy caught on tape.
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had eaten thousands of shoes, but none of them satisfied her. Now we're both just stuck here in Hoboken living out our meaningless lives. It would be nice to have some inspiration.
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But Charlie was different. He accepted the dog for what he was--hungry. "Hasn't anyone fed you yet?" They both looked at each other with sadness in their eyes.
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"Rock." Our fists came down with intensity. "Paper." I looked at my opponent and saw his lip quiver. "Scissors." My pounding heart was all that I could hear.