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But instead of growing one expected peach fuzz, he grew an entire giraffe neck length of hairs on his entire facial area. "HELP!" he cried, "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?" People around -
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,your credit card, your wife and kids, and your trampoline, and you will soon find yourself with a million dollars!" I couldn't believe it. It was almost too good to be true.
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intelligent to buy their garbage. Those damn, rich idiots. How are they rich in the first place? Makes you wonder what type of 'small loans' they were given to from their parents.
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"I've gotta clean those freakin' gutters!" the man said. But before he could get started, another acorn landed on his head and put him out. When he woke up, he forgot again.
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and slippery, just like... ice. Were you expecting I say something different? Lady Boogers searched the entirety of the business woman's sinus, yet her husband was nowhere to be
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The fall of the entire Apple Corporation. Let there finally be an end to the overpriced, no-new-key-features trash. The apple is good, is what I'm saying.
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It wasn't long after until Tin Man was a registered sex offender. He lost contact with Dorothy and the rest of the gang, and lived alone without his can.
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her some laundry detergent, but in the end, let's just say that she laid a finger, or two fists for that matter, on that butterfinger.
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liked to cover themselves in canned Swedish meatball, so he hyperventilated throughout the entire trip. He couldn't stand the island, so he sailed and found himself elsewhere.
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"What the hell kind of name is Jenny Scoops?" I said before I hung up. It was only after I hung up that I realized it sent to her. Damn it. I just want to know if my gorilla's okay
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bathroom, but I couldn't take it. I pushed past everyone waiting in line and opened the door to a man intimately playing with himself. "No wonder why so many people are waiting!" I
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Laughed violently, holding his AK47 shooting all the ambulances. I ducked in cover, wondering why he became such a maniac. Their screams echoed throughout my head, and I fainted.
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ate the whole damn burger and felt ashamed of myself. Why would you do this? I thought. Running to the bathroom, I spewed the wretched food and cried silently in the stall.
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And some tampons, just in case. He got in his space shuttle and set off, soaring in the sky, but a minor break down caused the whole shuttle to crash downwards, killing him.
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He looked left, and then he looked right. Staring and weeping at the sky, Greg yelled, "What the hell does this mean?!?!?!" He fell on his knees, tried not to cry, and cried a lot.
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instead of eating all of this Delicious Doggy entrees, Diabetic Doggy Dafft the Dandle Dinmont settled for the Kitty Karrots and Kitty Korn. "Why was I born diabetic?" he cried.
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hell. They figured, well, since the dragons nice heat kept the people warm and cozy, they grabbed all their belongings and made a trip to Hell so it's not drastically cold. ~Fin
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But he didn't feel like it. "Well good luck," the tech said, walking out of the house. "You no-good son of a bitch," the father muttered, glaring back down to the computer screen,
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know that a little scam wouldn't hurt somebody. I took my great fat bastard ass to the dishes since Mama was yelling at me for what seemed like ages. Women are so obnoxious. Man.
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later, all of us decided to split about, acting like complete shut-ins like we never knew each other. I ended up working at the local Walmart. What the hell is gonna happen now?