Finished Folds (21—40)
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3where - this outfit requires specialist dry cleaning!" The senator faltered, his keynote speech on local launderettes clearly unappreciated by his now naked wife. All eyes turned
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2naked sky diving, what with the baby on the way. Edwina and Clarence Burn were both excited about the new arrival despite hardly knowing each other, until one day Edwina discovered
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4, cute ears and that spring in her step were simply irresistible, and regardless of the situation would always be fawned over. We decided to go and eat venison.
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3the words hanging in the air as she thrust a pair of blue pants towards him. The Man in Pink Pants looked furiously at her. It was patently clear that blue was not his colour.
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1puppy perfectionism prize to a pretty poodle pooch. This particular prize purported to prise the perfectionism right out of the puppies, preparing them for proper practices
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2freak accident involving a crystal ball & some tea leaves unexpectedly took hermaphrodite Spoilerella’s life. Everyone was shocked as s/he didn't see it coming, hence the proverb:
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5at Bruce the Bull’s idea. Then Gertrude spoke on behalf of all the cows: “We’ll be Oompa Loompas! Helping you make the ginormous pie! And when we invite them over to see it
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7- a genius sheep collecting masterplan. I would call it Baamageddon. The plan would allow me to get the sheep without the others noticing, and would involve using a small
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5However, the heavenly word measuring machine did exist, organising the 2646 words in Mr. Dinkleberg’s memory into an important message for us all, summarised in just 180 characters
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5to be his undoing. He decided to exercise caution with this particular knocker. "He.. hello?", he stammered. "Are you alive, human, older than 12 and younger than 20?" The knocker
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7Thankfully the soup had narrowly missed your hippocampus, although it did make a small stain on your amygdala. You wiped it off and took a look around. Inside your head sure was
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4a small but very deep rabbit hole, forgetting all about his slain foes on the mountain and the blood red moon above. The rabbit was somewhat surprised to see him and
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4the fabric of space-time - some sort of silk viscose mix. I momentarily forgot about the cat's yowling, but then I popped out of the other end of the vortex and it stopped
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6rbaceous annual plants tend to have dreams that are wild in nature. However this was no has-bean - more of a will-bean, and as he climbed the trellis higher and higher he knew
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3d, "for it was best before. Also, it reduces testosterone - but maybe the time has come for us to stop whispering these sweet nothings anyway."
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4of children allowed on Bournemouth beach, but it was fine to fish for other things, like hippos, iguanas and pterodactyls. I hastily unhooked my 6 year old child from the line and
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3Pluto thought for a while and then realised the answer was simple - he could just change his Spacebook status to Supernova! No longer a planet, more a shining star!
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10vicious. In fact fish with the wrong organs detached are among the most dangerous species on the planet. The flying ones in particular, which can often
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3with a body composed entirely of the tears he'd been reduced to, it was difficult for the medical teams to contain his emotions. Tearfully, they popped him in some test tubes, and
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4Something to do with the faux fur's resistance and the vegemite's propensity to liquefy in response to an applied torque, I believe. Anyway, outfit and food choice speeded things