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. I quickly covered SlimWhitman's penis with peanut butter and asked the Mastiff to proceed, knowing well that SlimWhitman would soon become a full-fledged man.
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ng the pedals. OJ had abruptly assumed his fate, crashing into an unmarked van. Several men fled out of the van, with their OJ T-shirts on, not aware of what had just.
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I suddenly realized that she and I were both chronic masturbators. All this masturbating had enervated us and if we were ever going to change, we had to stop now.
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in a way that it overshadowed his lack of sexual experience. Drape then set out on a new journey, without cats, but perhaps with many "bitches" instead.
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The moral of the story: know English better than the guy who wrote the above sentence, and you will be fine.
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penis, and she needed to do it fast if she were going to fulfill her parents' hope for her to procreate and perpetuate their pathetic family line.
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Peach abruptly killed herself, perhaps realizing that a life predicated on Annoying Orange was not a life worth living.
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. They all suddenly died of massive heart attacks. It was a terrible fate, but they were each in a better place.
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YOUR SINS!" Eric Estrada suddenly remembered that he had an untimely dose of Viagra earlier that day. He started to wonder about what his recently rediscovered manhood
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he killed himself, because that he was convinced that it was not his fate to eat oversized grasshoppers. The grasshoppers subsequently stumbled upon his corpse when
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. It suddenly dawned on me that I should go to place like California instead. I'm sure there are plenty of surgically-enhanced women there that are just waiting to
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myself. To my surprise, I was suddenly able to speak and narrate fluently in English.
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and masturbated incessantly, which many believed was a rather odd way for a toad to live.