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on a fine Friday, when a rival troop marched into the foyer. Den Mama Mabel had been trying to rub out her competition for two years. She knew that partnering with Reed in the -
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specialized in giving their clientele what they wanted, and she wanted a stimulating conversation about the decline of Rome and Britney Spears. That was what she received.
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There was a lone setof anal beads left on the side-table.Thankfully, that didn't matter when Nana Boon, blind as a mole, entered the room. She did however, ask why she smelled poop
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might have wrestled a tiger in the Congo for it. Maybe." That elephant sure was wily. I had no idea what to believe anymore. What did my mother see in this guy? How would he save
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to attempt the taboo of killing a descendant of Chuck Norris and Cher. They learned the hard way that hair that straight can slice through bone and a beard that manly will pierce
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be able to resist the urge to flee the city and set up communes in Utah. Then who would work the city transit?
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dead rabits? I hope he at least kept the feet or else my dreams of becoming a lucky rabbit's foot salesman are down the shitter. I knew I should have let Bunicula have free reign.
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too busy foaming at the mouth with power. Times like this made me hate him and hate me.
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" Is that all ya mammy used to do?" I gazed into his shallow eyes, and noticed the unfocused sheen that often coats someone who was enjoying this life a little too much. "I think
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to be a stripper. That is the most alien thing from my current occupation as librarian. All day long I sit and watch prepubescent teenagers search for the dirty novels in the adult
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libing relative and housemate, Nana Boon. Nana Boon, however, is blind so my friend indents the paper to make braile.