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He left the table, went into the bathroom and hanged himself from the shower rod with his necktie. Dino, hearing the gurgling sounds, began barking. "Fred?" Wilma shouted. "Fred??" -
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I know I'm just a robot, a metal man. But I love you. I love you more than your parents ever will. Could you please
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finish your hamburger?" He seemed extremely nervous. I took a closer look at the burger. "Why is this meat so...blue?" I asked with mounting horror. "What kind of burger is this??"
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1. two tons of uranium. 2. a goat.
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into convulsions died choking on their own tongues. "Wrong drill!" the teacher bellowed into their blue faces. "I've told you a thousand times, always look for context clues, or
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Have you ever seen something so horrific, so abhorrent to nature that your brain had to erase all memory of it after the fact just so you could go on living? Once you hear my story
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For a long time she had been fooled by the numerous "THIS IS NOT A SEX DUNGEON" signs I had pasted all over the door, but eventually she began to wonder. Then came the fateful day.
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A moment later B'chugerroth took physical form before their eyes and immediately started bitching about how he had gotten the smaller half. "Dude, they're identical!" I yelled, but
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my mouth had been sewn shut years ago, so all that came out was "MMMMMMM!" It didn't really matter, though. Looking the goat-monster in the eye, I knew beyond any shadow of a doubt
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then we can begin to plot our revenge on the cruel universe that made us this way, and no one will be the wiser. Revenge on a cosmic scale. We'll look God Himself in the eye and
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mummies. Dozens of them, in neat rows on all sides of me, propped up like soldiers standing at attention. I pressed lightly on the forehead of the one closest to me and watched as
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Instead they began advancing on him with a hungry, desperate look in their eyes. He'd seen that look before, and knew what was coming. This couldn't be happening *again*, could it?