Finished Folds (21—38)
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3equation. Within 9 months, the cows had more humans than they could have ever predicted. "This is getting out of hand," said Cow Columbo, the chieftain of human affairs, "We've
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2"Look again," I said. Ms. Wolf stared down at the foot in total confusion. And then, like a new day's sun, it appeared. My magnificent tattoos, all along, were on her very eyes.
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4my landlord, Todd. He even has a signed poster in his office. Personally, I don't see what all the fuss was about. It's really just a ripoff of Die Hard 2, only this time with more
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12D is for deadly.
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4The adults never notice a thing. "How cute," they say. "How just like me."
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6Henry ignored the warning, just as he had before. "Pff, another damn drill," he muttered to himself, and poured yet another drink into his hover-glass. "Space," he said, "The final
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5"Hi, Son," she said, "Let's go home." With my mother in the drivers seat, and myself riding shotgun, we drove that mini-van far out into the long lost suburbs of forever.
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2The party guests sat awkwardly, trying to process what they had heard. "Everybody out?" thought little Jeremiah, "But where were they to go?" The small boy rose from his feet and
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3damn heavy," Santa muttered through his cigar, "and far too popular." He needed something new. He needed something fresh. He needed something... daring. Just then, his lead elf
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3to Hell Foods every few weeks, even long after his termination. He could never look Satan in the eyes, though, especially as he counted up his food stamps in front of him. Jake was
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6ad turned away I surely would have killed him on the spot. I knelt at his feet, stared him down and spoke. "I'll do it," I said, "But only if you promise me one small thing." There
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6surprisingly got the details exactly right. Things were quiet for a while. That was, until the truth finally caught up with me. The knock at my door seemed different that day. She
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5unlike any he had created before. "Follow me," he said, "And I shall show you how to live." Together they traveled into the darkness, arm in arm, until finally stopping at a small
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2stomach for vegetables, fruits, or anything healthy. But still he continued. He found solace in Jimmy Johns, Bob Evans, and the like. The sort of places that seemed healthy, but in
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7Sally skipped town that day, a bag in hand. She was spotted one final time, on board the outgoing train to Toledo. If the train left at 3:30pm, what time did Sally reach Toledo?
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5My hands shook. My knees bent. I fell to the floor - just beyond the ever-expanding puddle of Bob's blood. The dented wrench dropped beside me, its ping ringing in my ears.
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4, but this isn't the first time you've failed to listen to your grandma. You spill out onto the street, moving quickly with your head on a constant swivel. The dead are coming for
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2through means of deception. "It is time," said Sandy, leading him by the hand towards the newly risen alter. He had failed to notice the newly constructed temple surrounding him.