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"I told you that fez was cursed!" Our hero's squire said between a fit of giggles. Lois, High Priestess of the Dark ™, flashed a dark smile and nodded in agreement.
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the president that much either, but he is still their president and they will stand by him no matter what! It matters not that he lost a few brain cells suffocating underneath that
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Ralph's parents watched their 20 year old son play with building blocks. Earlier he explained he was making a castle. Ralph's parents thought their son was a loser.
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begin. Ed and Vixen followed their orders, but when a rival group of heisters broke into the museum they mistook that as their own signal. Wes could only watch in horror as
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the golden aquarium that the sea monkeys made their home. It was far heavier than it looked, and once I lifted it out of its pedestal a giant sentient boulder began to chase me!
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exotic snakes to bite me. Then Gus would pucker those sweet lips up and suck all the poison out. It was very erotic.
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Kanye was about to curse when a voice spoke. "Mr. West, it appears you have failed this trial. A good man would have saved his daughter. You are not fit to pass into the kingdom of
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giraffe. A talking giraffe. Throwing her beer at the television she cursed this edutainment mascot that taught little kids who soil their own pants how to say their abc's and count
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finally got his chance to be a hero! So he shouted "I ain't afraid of no hamburglar!" and punch the bad guys up and became a hero and got the key of the city from the mayor.
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"I am not a whore, but a space whore!" screamed the senile old man. Long ago he was one of our nation's brightest minds, but now as he sit in the retirement home I can't help but
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"Finally! With this atom powered invention no one will ever burn their tongue or the roof of their mouth on hot pizza again!" Exclaimed the scientist.
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My brother is a wizard. He only knows two spells, but they are very useful. The first spell allows him to be invisible and the second spell
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was Sister Christian was already dead. The jackals took her out earlier. One rather clever Jackal disguised himself as the milkman and fooled Sister Christan into opening the door.
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make everyone in the food court do the "Funky Chicken" dance. But his magical mind control powers malfunction, and everyone instead thought they were chickens.
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trip and fell off the building. Eye witness reports say he attempted to flap his arms like wrings and exclaimed, "I'm a birdie! I'm a birdie!" He died on impact.
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and his other arm was interlock with Jean-Claude Van Damme's arm, who had agree to reprise his role of Frank Dux for the show. Spielberg smiled, everything was going according to
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The fate of the world was in my hands. This was the turning point, this was the dice roll that would determine the outcome of the most dramatic Risk game in history. And I rolled a
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"Why did you do this to me!" I cried. The bees hummed a little and then replied,"Beecause!" The bees didn't realized it then, but they just went too far. Puns and wordplay are my
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the cheap glow in the dark Scooby Doo ghost he got from a Burger King Kid's Meal. After dying his spirit will possess the cheap crappy toy.