Finished Folds (41—60)
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5But after the bot started to ask me if he would ever be a real boy I had to put it down. Its too much work making objects into real boys and I am rather lazy. Aftewards
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3Barbados would do her some good. So Clarence went home and bought a plane ticket and a hotel room. Little did she know, but her plans would soon be cut short.
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4The hobo then got up and wipe the puke off of his shirt. He then gave me a wink and said,"Ready when you are babe." Even before I kissed him I could taste the vomit in my mouth.
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6"Oh Donald, hold me forever. Never let go." whispered Andy. Donald then went in for a kiss, a kiss that was rudely interrupted by TV legend
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5giddy with excitement. On the drive toward the shop I found myself repeatedly making siren noises with my mouth, hoping it would cause the other cars to pull over so I could get
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4tanning machines. "Damn it!" exclaimed Steve,"I knew I should have not left my Temper Tan Tanning Machines open." Bill couldn't help himself from laugh as Steve attempted to
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3bad FOLDINGSTORY™. Everything made sense now. The lack of coherence in my life was finally explained and with this new found knowledge I planned to
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2about to explode." As if she was taking this as her cue, she did in fact exploded right afterwards. Me and my companions found ourselves covered from head to toe in Miley gibs.
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0I grab the brain by the, uhh, brain and take it back home. I fine tune the machine a bit before hook the brain up to it. After spending a good twenty minute on it I decided it was
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2I then began to get this urge you know. Like a scratch on my nose, real subtle and all and shit. I wanted to like put my head between those jugs really really bad. So I did.
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1B'chugerroth, Slenderman, and Zalgo all walk into a bar. The barman (me) realizes the potential for comedy here so I decide to write everything down.
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0"My B'chugerroth! This is terrible film!" he said as he shut the television off. "I wanted to watch the adventures of Dale Copper in Twin Peaks!"
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0knife". The King could not appreciate this honesty and killed me right on the spot. Which brings up the question as to how I am writing this story. I am not, you are. DUN DUN DUN!
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3Now I want to end this story on a happy note, so I am going to tell you that later Saul got eaten by a lion why attempting to have sex with it. That makes you feel better, right?
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0line, I received a phone call from my dead brother. Of course this would later turn out to be a hallucination, but at the time it was some scary shit. I peed my pants over it so
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0Monster soon picked up on this and decided to hire her for one of their company parties. She went their to showcase her act when the cops crashed the party and arrested the whole
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5Sir Victor Von Killerwholikestostabandthenrepeatedlyrapewomenondarkandstormynights. Marcine watched as Victor took yet another sip of his wine, he seemed so
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1the damn thing floated. Little Bobby smiled with glee. The captain then order us to grab some rope and tie the cows together. Was this our way back home? Little did we knew at the
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2If you find this note please past it on. B'chugerroth is coming. You must warn others. You must tell them my story, which is in the following:
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1Oh how I enjoyed Calvin and Hobbes, it brings me back to a time in my life that was simpler. And now as Hitler knocks at my door, it is all I have left. He broke in. Oh no! Goodby-