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but within the first few days "peril" had been changed to "penis" and the amount of urine gathered around the tires had doubled. I had always hated students, but this was getting -
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stand - I now believe they had injected me with a truth serum which meant I could not lie.
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syringes. It took Cedric only a few weeks to turn his once shabby cardboard home into something ghetto fabulous, and it rapidly became the place to be for the local
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just held it in. The first few days were fine aside from a couple of suspect movements, but it was about a week in that he began to get worried. Surely someone would help him soon?
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on the loose and somewhere in his mind he knew he'd seen it all before. "It looks like our killer," Poirot said as he raised his shades to his face, "has a case of dijon-vu".
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he thought - then hurriedly appended an "ing" to the end of his internal monologue. He hated the word "morn". The door still wouldn't open, and he was getting desperate to get out,
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for fucks sake" I muttered, "I can't remember what I decided now." In frustration I snapped, and slammed my fist down on to the button. It's not that I'd made my mind up, rather
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with sympathizers in almost every major political party and wire taps on the phones of most government officials. It was only a matter of time until the rodent uprising would
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reminded him more of a sedated rabbit. He knew which way the judge was going to rule from the start - the animal rights people had been protesting outside from the very start - but
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were married. I had my brother Gerry put the priest out of his misery, and the three of us retired to our motel room to begin the conceiving of our child. Nine months later,
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pissed it out through a tube. He ate his breakfast liquidized and it left him in a similar fashion. He knew he needed more fiber, but his unhealthy obsession with dumplings always
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foamed at the mouth, a vacant stare drawing across her face. But then she slowly stood up and started removing her clothes. I expected the drugs to work quickly, but this was
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on the wedding night that gelatin was not only non-vegetarian, but also surprisingly volatile. Needless to say, PETA weren't at all happy.
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does nobody ever come? Of course, he knew the answer. His stew wasn't so much a stew in the regular sense - in some respects it more closely resembled molten steel - but he could
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was like most women though - utterly useless. She decided she would rather take those lovely silver shoes than that bag full of "useful" items, and set off in 6 inch heels towards
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pelvis. "Spontaneous explosive disassembly", the bartender said. "Flat-pack tables are all well and good, but I'm trying to one up those Swedish bastards. Still, I'm sorry about
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"Big Pete's Past And Present Present Delivery Company" Pretty catchy, they thought, until they realised
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couldn't walk for several months. It's been fifteen years now and (s)he still looks like a cowboy missing his horse when (s)he walks, but my momdad (as I call it) has always been
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was how he would refer to this when he later would tell the story, but in reality it was more of a lurching, crotch thrusting motion. He did this all the way to his parents' place,
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country for the last time, bitch!" she yelled as she threw Mrs. Cindy across the room, who's body landed in a crumpled heap. She picked up a chair from the floor and sat down to