1 Folds
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2cardboard box, just to find not my delicious baked snack, instead was only rats. Dozens of rats.
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2"I'm just a parrot in this cruel, cruel world. Is it to much to ask for a decent pile of oats? I can't live like this." And just like that the parrot decided it was better to die.
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2The pizza was gone, and I was sad, disappointed and hungry as hell. But hey! In this situations you can always swallow your own saliva.
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3"I hate those stupid Batwings!" he said. "You look like fucking John Goodman in cosplay"
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1thrust inside my ass. I was doomed, but entirely satisfied.