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I left from the savagery. I walked, flames sprouting from my feet, explosions blasting, planets cracking, galaxies collapsing, and the universe imploded. "Byeee," I swayed my hips. -
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Gordon, the dwarf, who was dancing around. "Wow, this is high quality entertainment," the High Priestess said. She then totally forgot her princessful duties and watched for hours.
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One day, he held his phone in his hand, and wanted to make tea. Unfortunately, he was forgetful and left his phone in the kettle to boil and steep for 5 minutes.
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This was effectively vapourizing all of the cough drops and cough syrup that America made monopoly of, so the entire world was suffering from severe bronchitis, especially Korea.
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dress was flowing in the recoil of her Nerf gun, but with the last dart, she decided to bake a pie and invite them for dinner, making peace with them instead. The pie was poisoned.
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"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb..." the policeman sung, staring at Mary, who was cuffed. He pulled out a pocket of posies and danced, stoned. "Yum, DRUGS!!!!!"
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Sally came back with an insurance policy showing she made thousands of dollars selling life insurance, and rubbed it in front of Pete's fat face, which had canned spaghetti on it.