Finished Folds (21—40)
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2Sandy "Smiles" Schnell was slain by the K10, a rebel group of German Shepherds who vowed to "rise above" the shackles of K9 oppression. Who could avenge this bloodshed but
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3Evil mad scientists figured out how to weaponize the creature. They mass-produced cans of "Whoopus", which released the monstrosity to devour all in its path upon opening. The dest
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7So cream the brain they did. It turned out like a pinkish bread pudding. They couldn't resist one bite, then two. Before they knew it, the bowl of brain was licked clean. "Oh no!"
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6The doctors looked in befuddlement at Joe's MRI result: his brain was attached to his lower intestine. "This ain't no ordinary Joe" to quote a doctor. It was Gastro Intestinal Joe!
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3suading my partner-in-crime Stefan to assist in this murder wasn't going to be easy. Apparently, "But I really wanna!" was not sufficient cause in his mind to commit such a heinous
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5All was well in Kenny's world until one fateful day, his closet opened, and out clambered the skeleton. Eye sockets glowing like hot coals, the skeleton chanted ancient mantras of
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3When hormonal teenagers aren't at band camp, this is what happens at band camp. Alas, the time for band camp had rolled around again, and Ian was the first to jump right in
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4You always aimed to please me so you hired an 80-pound masseuse to tap-dance on my back. But the masseuse struck a reflex, causing me to jerk and shoot her skyward like a rubber
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3Swine City came alive with the squeals of the protesting citizenry. Doors of every sty swung open, troughs were knocked over as thousands rushed avenge their brethren on my plate.
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1coa arrived. Princesses Brad and Chad linked arms with the fuzz, free hands holding mugs of hot chocolate. They all danced and sang a merry tune, forgetting the evidence completely
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2being in great shape and just generally having your best possible body, repulsed by this greasy virgin, had just rejected the sacrificial offering with a "No way, girlfriend!"
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3They oughtn't've messed with this particular soldier--"Cowboy Cletus," they called him"--for Cletus knew his way around a banana gun. He brandished his curved yellow weapon and
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3To test her hypothesis, Ida bellowed "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME” (and the other words) until she collapsed on the ground, correct and unconscious. That's when the elven prince em
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3Dr. Wells was a deep man, and it did not suffice to conduct a shallow analysis on Winslow's curiously webbed feet. "It's your DNA," began Dr. Wells, looking gravely down at Winslow
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5I digress. Toucan Sam very much valued his vibrant, masculine beak, yet here he was, marketing his product in Confederacy, AL. 'Round here, “Froot Loop” has a very different meanin
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4virus. This new-wave ascetic movement was likewise spreading. The Ascies, as they called themselves, handed out prudish brochures and flavorless breakfast cereals to woo potential
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4"It is what Fate has decreed," I insisted. But what Fate hadn't predicted was that my bride would take the knife from the wedding cake and drive it through my heart.
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6You were on one of those 14-minute infomercials, explaining how your mattress's taped-on electrodes deliver just the right amount of juice to get your important day started.
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3The fellow she ended up with was a buffalo, called himself "Colt." He couldn't really keep up with the herd, if you know what I mean. But he loved her and their 11 1/2 children mor
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5Ellen greeted us onstage. "These are the mastermind chefs behind the habanero cheddar grilled cheese sandwiches--with a twist--that have been going viral." The twist she was referr