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pet to sing duets with her? Like maybe a basset hound? A goat perhaps? The owl must have read her thoughts, because it began hooting and bobbing its head wildly. "Oh! Let's sing a -
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Baby Amy had an unexpectedly strong grip for an infant, and managed to tear a clump of hair out of her scalp. Now she began to cry tears of pain. Baby Amy nearly did it again, but
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the dizzying aroma of the strangely scented candles was making me feel all flushed and tingly. I stretched out luxuriously on the plush velvet bed. When I saw my reflection in the
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desperately searching for a bar with live music. The warm tones of the ukulele still echoed in my head, but all I could find was a sleazy bar with a death metal band. It would have
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Cold Blooded Annihilator", but before I met him he was known as "The Gentle Hearted Reciprocator". He would have been the nicest boyfriend any normal girl could ever ask for, but
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to the hipster poser who ran the place these days, now that all the grunge kids from the 90's had fled to Brooklyn to be part of the burgeoning indie-rock scene. He looked confused
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occipital bone. I temporarily lost my equilibrium and fell to the ground right where the moon rock was before I had picked it up. As I opened my eyes, the sand started to undulate,
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reverse. It was absorbing the light of everything around it, including the light in the eyes of the adorable (but somewhat creepy) Anime vixens who were in the process of removing
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would have to be postponed until after the hunt for dinner. She used the mirror on the compact to reflect the sun and attract squirrels, and then skewered them with the 6" heels.
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cast a death mask of their own face, and decorate them with obscure designs. Then they would disrobe, claw their own eyes out, and put the masks on. They would then dance sexily in
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25 Bangladeshi Taka, but Arnold is still young and not particularly useful on the commercial Bengal tiger hunting boat. The last time he came out with us, he was eating a Snickers
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ever played tennis with. It started innocently with gentle warmup volleys, but once the game started her intense competetive nature kicked into gear, and the next thing she knew
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"You always were a picky eater growing up, sis - you really need to try new things once in a while." Cannibalism has such negative connotations these days, thought Sharon as she
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retrospect, I realized that it was time to make some changes that were long overdue. For one thing, I needed to move somewhere warmer. MUCH warmer. My future children in the dream
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"Well, uh, I can't really talk about it. They don't call it the ultra super mega secret service for nothing, you know. Is there an exercise that might help? Your eyebrows, I mean."
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bugger off so he could focus all of his rapt attention on the items at hand: propane, flames, steak, seasoning, smoke, and anticipation. He slowly inhaled the delicate aroma rising
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He pinched her left cheek in retaliation, and her eyes grew wide as she shrieked "Aieee!!!" When he let go, she stood up and leaned over him. Something about the look on her face
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she hops like a bunny. Sally is silly and Billy is chilly. A blow to the head caused Joe to be dead. I sing broken things and fling smokin' wings. Rook is to rock as cook is to
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launched into a profoundly moving unabridged performance of "Tales From Topographic Oceans", in all of its self-indugent excess, using only the hammer and cellphones. Glorious!
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Next I will I sign up for all sorts of mailing lists, and give out my email address and phone number to as many sites as possible. Then, I will set the iphone to vibrate mode and