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I woke up to a cop outside my apartment window with a megaphone. He said to put down my WA2000 or i would have to -
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They chewed off my leg and i crawled to the house which was full of a clown with a ballistic knife.
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Nachos are a great source of Vitamin C. That is why I took up the opportunity to eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and the fourth meal that they advertise at many Taco Bells.
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renders me unconscious. I wake up in the back of a van with a Japanese man forcing me to eat an entire spinach calzone with capers.
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really consider thinking twice before you
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The chopper gunner got shot down by Elmo in a tiger-camo jumpsuit with a China Lake.
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dashing back to the van. I turned around in shock as he went down with a hole in his head. I pulled the pistol i had hidden in my parachute pants, and fired and watched as he fell.
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Their response is much more aggressive. How would you feel if they were basically calling you FAT? The truckers grabbed the stick and snapped it like a toothpick.
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AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!