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onset diabetes avoidance. The wheat industry needed to paint diabetes in a positive light: "If you get a limp amputated from diabetes, you've still lost weight without dieting!" -
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even though he couldn't perform basic tasks like turning down the phone volume. She admired this old man for picking up a programming apprenticeship at such advanced age, but
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The disgruntled animal control man must be stopped. I relentlessly sought him out for three days. Finally, I found him in an empty dog house. I chained him up and left him to die.
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recognize! The professor made a last attempt to be calm and reasonable. But he had to strike with full fury, and within ten minutes all his opponents were dead.
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e. In less than a fortnight, they were all moved in. First came the worms - not quite arthropods, but they were slower so they got first pick. Then came the insects without wings
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normal not to have... two... of those?" The mysterious woman refused to respond, or even make eye contact. Gleek must have really offended her. Then the woman suddenly
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come out of her morning shower. I didn't think much of it at the time. Looking back, I always imagined her ruby toenail polish and the water dripping off her legs. She'll never
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crotch. "This area hurts, I need it massaged" he whined. I put on my gloves and moved toward his penis. As it hardened he reminded me of
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pants-free leads to free-love. So what if it does? So she and I walked down the boardwalk, continuing to hand out flowers. When we came to a
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Or so the Pentagon officers told us when we tried to scale the building, We just wanted to see if we could do it - no harm intended. WHATEVER. We tried a smaller target instead -
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time buying paraphernalia, and it going so well! Mr. B's first time using marijuana was only last week... What was he going to do with 60 bongs now?