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  I had to search all over town to find the cheddar-pretzel scented massage oil. If only it could cure my desire to smoke during sex… it just never ends! That's when I mentioned

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  2012-09-24 13:58:59

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  Ignoring the 3 guys in spandex shorts and tank tops loitering by the entrance, I hiked up my striped socks and headed in - with a grin on my face knowing this would be great.

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  2012-09-14 13:21:58

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  Make a hot dish, fold up sharply, and milk. Let this serve as an example of why you should never allow pigeons to walk on

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  2012-09-13 17:46:43

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  with the massage oils. I heard once that toothpaste and bananas could make sense in this situation because

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  2012-09-13 11:48:16

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  would be fine with where I had them hidden. Although there is no telling how bad they will smell in the morning.

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  2012-09-13 11:46:09

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  When the doctor came in, he said it was time for delivery. I was hoping to get some major pain meds without the need to stick a needle in my back.

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  2012-09-13 11:36:16