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  I drew a deep breath. "It is I, L3EtPr0Sn!P3RSk1lLz" "WTF, n00b I kill u lol" was his reply. "I see you are an avid Call of Duty player, O wizard." "I dabble"

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  2011-04-26 15:39:21

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  Is God real? Is a question I ask myself many times a day. But

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  2011-04-24 12:00:09

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  SHEAR THEIR FUCKING EARS OFF. Which is a shame, as it leaves the children with little or no way of hearing. To prevent these evil gardeners from doing this I created the

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  2011-04-24 11:12:37

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  "I can taste it, dad. I CAN FUCKING TASTE IT" "YOU BETTER, wait... dad?" I stopped what I was doing and let the child go. Was I his dad? Was that how his nose was so big?

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  2011-04-24 11:08:31

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  no chance. I mean, a giraffe - that's worse than my grandma. Instead I decided to seek the help of a lonely wizard, as I heard he had the spell to cure the Herpe-Derpes.

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  2011-04-23 04:30:42

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  I am, I can still stand a good blast of rads. I decided to man up and weather the storm. In hindsight, this was not such a good idea - as I now have a crab for a penis.

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  2011-04-23 04:11:52

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  we should choke in our jelly-filled death-trap. Thankfully, a passing spanner threw itself into the works and the machine stopped. Just in time, as

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  2011-04-22 12:56:45

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  . I stopped suddenly, under the realisation that I had almost kissed my dog. Quite shocked, I instead took out a pack of pedigree chum and began to

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  2011-04-22 02:51:30

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  But, sadly I had no way to hoist them upon my hips - as I had none. This had caused problems in earlier life like the time I tried to

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  2011-04-22 02:47:15

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  The day I went to heaven was possibly one of the best days of my life (life?). God was pretty swell, and not having to piss was good, but the best thing was

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  2011-04-21 14:41:14

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  that Luigi may have eaten him. Or pushed him off a cliff. Or something along those lines. However he disposed of the body, one thing is certain;

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  2011-04-21 14:37:51

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  The constipation tasted amazing, but surprisingly caused him to throw up. THE END

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  2011-04-21 14:29:16

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  caused an army of crabs to rear up from the ocean and take arms against the crowbarrer. After the crabs had maimed and killed him, they set off for lunch which consisted of

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  2011-04-21 14:26:56

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  Asberger's Syndrome, which she was lucky to avoid as her dad had it, and his dad before him. To celebrate they

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  2011-04-21 13:16:58

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  So instead, I got my baby brother john and cooked him instead.

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  2011-04-21 13:07:48