Finished Folds (21—40)
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6Standing in a circle, the grand rabbit cultist raised a bloody paw to the evening sky. Chattering madly he drew a large carrot shape in the dirt. The summoning must begin.
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6Swipe! Darn that fox and his rampant kleptomania. No one really knew who he was behind that bandanna. Maybe he has a purpose. Maybe he steals to support a family. If only there was
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3Rivers of pus and mucus dripped down my cheeks but I held him anyway. True love is like that sometimes, even when you love a zombie. "Uraagrh" he said. "I love you too," I replied.
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1But no one really wants the Zwinky toolbar so I decided to just torrent R2D2's music library instead. Sadly, that little beeping robot only listens to The Bangles.
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3However, do to the fact that he hadn't passed the fourth grade, he spelled his name Daveid Jonson. The slightly awkward lettering might throw pursuers off for a while, but this man
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2the family game night dedicated to heavy bondage. It wasn't until he saw Brian installing the ceiling hooks that he started to worry. Small children should not try suspension play.
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2Ownage Pranks is not a worthwhile response and because you added that, I have nothing to go off of for this. Thank you. Also, you are not funny.
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2Had already been savaged in such a fashion. Poor guy. Now he has to talk with one of those little robotic sounding voice box things that you get after lung cancer.
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3taking it to the ring. I slapped her with my dueling glove to get the point across. Sadly, she was a woman and responded directly to my genitals. With her foot. And steel toe boot.
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2I was sitting on my front porch sipping a glass of lemonade when a large group of muscular, hairy, men came over the horizon. Without thinking I grabbed my gun. The horde was back.
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0Their forsaken masculinity. Generally speaking they are known to have a lack of masculine body hair which causes the furry suit characteristic in the first place. Yiff away boys!
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3Plays your tuba. I mean seriously. I payed hundreds of dollars for that thing and he has to go and slather with spit from his greasy lips. Disgusting. So I told him
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2Psychic abilities, one must learn to accept the negative with the positive. It was after all a pretty sweet super power. He decided he better take a peek in on his girlfriend.
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1with his succulent man boobs. Seriously, those things are twice as big as mine. But what was I to do? He is my father after all. We just need to get him some pu$$y.
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3steak and headed for the exit while the waiters rallied aroudn the head waiter and prepared to charge. Man, steakhouses are intense.
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1That really is the best an imaginary friend can hope for. A quiet shot in the back to end it all. Still, I felt that Oscar, my lifelong companion deserved more. I took aim.
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3But Sir Mixalot said it best when he said, "I like big butts." So I put on my naval atire and went trawling for bitches.
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1"No hablo espaniol" I replied. Satisfied, I began to mull over what exactly a yuca was. I believe it to be an afrodesiac
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0Standing atop the desert plateau, I peered through my scope and casually picked a target. No one in particular just some
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2Original penis. It is a well known fact of the underground porn world that his penis is actually a watergun.