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how to do division. This was the most depressing moment of my life, including the time my cookie broke off and fell into my milk. My calculator was gone. It died. Now I am going to -
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als should keep me alive long enough to do one song. Then I am most likely going to die. It didn't matter because i'm getting $1,000 dollars for each song I stay alive for. Lets
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Now I shove rocks in my nose and tadpoles in my ears. I love how it feels. I don't know, maybe i'm just
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she didn't want to resort to that just yet. She tried to explain that she had never been caught before, and that was why her record was clean. The checkout scanner frowned, Mildred
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with anger. The guard pulled out his gun and went to fire it at the inmates to stop them from scaling the fence. The guard fired but the bullet stopped 2 inches from the inmates
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I called my lawyer and she came in right away. I couldn't let my parents see this D-, even if it meant saying sorry to the biggest asshole of a teacher. Or I could sue him. That
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I felt ashamed of myself for thinking such thoughts about someone I was supposed to love. She ate the cookie and immediatly her thighs swelled up and she looked obese. I guess her
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I was so tired. I hate crying. I wasn't upset but when other people cry it makes me cry. I felt like
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This morning he told me to be happy and angry at the same time! He was so
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Too bad the last car I had got wrapped around a pole and I couldn't afford the lamborghini. It was
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thigh. It felt amazing since I couldn't do it myself. I didn't know how and I never wanted to try it. He rubbed it all in and
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She threw a book at Shug but he ducked and said, "No need for love. Horses don't know the difference between mares. They don't care." This made Elisa mad. Shug didn't know what he
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put a live fish in there and it was still flipping around. Gemini screamed and Sven came running over and shut the lid to the grill and tried to calm her down. He
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that I stalked my ex and left him annonymous messages in different places in his room. He started to freak out that he was going to get killed so I
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was just how he was. He was ok most of the time. After all I really did love him.
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is not very bright. I don't even know how he
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and my face as soft as a baby's butt. Although it smelt like
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Like to be the center of attention. But
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Anna was usually a quiet girl. She was always the one sitting in the back of the classroom taking notes or doodling in her notebook. Today was different. She
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I miss the way we used to talk about everything. Now i'm not sure what it will be like when I get home. I hope nothing has changed. I want to play boggle.